This entire summary and judgement is very funny. I feel like people would care about it, if it could be packaged up as some kind of dramatised recreation.

But the extra cool thing is you can control the scale in the settings. If it's on a huge TV or you're close to your monitor it's a bit much to look at, so you can make it smaller. And if you're playing in 1080p, since 7x is only 1008 high, you can choose to stretch full screen or leave it sharp.

Halfway is pretty damn optimistic tbh.

Update: now that I believe I’ve seen all the clips, it’s a much better concept than my original theory of an alien transmission interrupting weird Earthlings. I love this campy 90s-style FMV game. Can’t wait for the update.

Such a vibe. I love how gold that game is. It will never age.

Oh shit, Confetti Cowboys is on.