Any allegations of non-consensual flag shagging? 🤔

Of course you are Honest Bob...🙄

Scientists have discovered new, previously unreported side effects of weight loss jabs, warning they can lead to a loss of Tory party membership & shadow cabinet position & any chance of a top job in the Reform party.

Translation: "No one in the region would let us launch air strikes from their territory."

"You did remember to pick that speech up off my desk didn't you darling?"
#Jenrick

Surely this will finish 2-2...if there isn't a deluge of goals?

I'm amazed that a member of the royal family is still not apologising for his friendship with a prolific paedophile...

I've been out trick or treating - I just hope my costume and mask weren't too scary for the local children...

I swear this is Ed Winchester reporting for Sky at the Trump/Putin love in. 🤣

Trump: "The great peacemaker"

Except Gary Neville presumably? 🤔🤣

Wait 'til he finds out he's behind Sam Allardyce & Alan Curbishley in the betting on who'll be the next pope...🤣

I wonder who pays the return postage?

"Idea for a show: When fascist fuckwits fall out."