Have you even read about the fall of Rome? Yeah, it was this hilariously stupid. We are right on track.

Keith Urban is gonna keep dancing at the Pink Pony Club? Yeah, I bet Nicole Kidman has problems with a husband who hangs out at the gay club....

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Is that not actually a moose?

Ouch.

Oh, wait. I forgot for a moment. Those people aren't WHITE enough. Never mind.

Left dangling there for TWENTY MINUTES.

I love that people could have helped, but chose to let the jackass hang there.