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my job’s bereavement policy — like, official, company letterhead, everything — has the word nibling in it. huh.
December 27, 2023 at 8:21 PM
my job’s bereavement policy — like, official, company letterhead, everything — has the word nibling in it. huh.
hooooly shit, the takeout order for chinese i just placed has a pickup time of 130 minutes. and i called to confirm and yes! it is accurate!
(we reeeeeally should’ve ordered earlier. oh well.)
(we reeeeeally should’ve ordered earlier. oh well.)
December 25, 2023 at 10:25 PM
hooooly shit, the takeout order for chinese i just placed has a pickup time of 130 minutes. and i called to confirm and yes! it is accurate!
(we reeeeeally should’ve ordered earlier. oh well.)
(we reeeeeally should’ve ordered earlier. oh well.)
i don’t need a year-in-review, steam. i have played one (1) game on you this year and i’ve played over 100 hours since the day after thanksgiving. the end.
December 20, 2023 at 10:56 PM
i don’t need a year-in-review, steam. i have played one (1) game on you this year and i’ve played over 100 hours since the day after thanksgiving. the end.
conversation at work:
“are you the one who made the holiday coverage sign-up sheet?”
“yes. and i am aware that it says ‘third shit’. at this point i’m just … leaving it.”
“are you the one who made the holiday coverage sign-up sheet?”
“yes. and i am aware that it says ‘third shit’. at this point i’m just … leaving it.”
December 20, 2023 at 4:48 PM
conversation at work:
“are you the one who made the holiday coverage sign-up sheet?”
“yes. and i am aware that it says ‘third shit’. at this point i’m just … leaving it.”
“are you the one who made the holiday coverage sign-up sheet?”
“yes. and i am aware that it says ‘third shit’. at this point i’m just … leaving it.”
asking a boss for help reviewing a method i’m not familiar with: “okay, so this is this thing, and this is this thing, and this one gives us this set of limits; what is the *purpose* of this injection?” “oh there isn’t one.”
WELL OKAY THEN.
WELL OKAY THEN.
December 12, 2023 at 8:42 PM
asking a boss for help reviewing a method i’m not familiar with: “okay, so this is this thing, and this is this thing, and this one gives us this set of limits; what is the *purpose* of this injection?” “oh there isn’t one.”
WELL OKAY THEN.
WELL OKAY THEN.
my credit card sent me an alert because of the plumbing charge today. gonna get another one tomorrow, eyyyyy~
December 4, 2023 at 3:31 AM
my credit card sent me an alert because of the plumbing charge today. gonna get another one tomorrow, eyyyyy~
“because he did stop your rizatriptan and switched you to ubrelvy after your last visit …”
sure, okay, that would be great, but i never actually GOT ANY UBRELVY, so i’ve just been throwing excedrin and ibuprofen at my head for the last month and a half.
sure, okay, that would be great, but i never actually GOT ANY UBRELVY, so i’ve just been throwing excedrin and ibuprofen at my head for the last month and a half.
November 10, 2023 at 3:17 PM
“because he did stop your rizatriptan and switched you to ubrelvy after your last visit …”
sure, okay, that would be great, but i never actually GOT ANY UBRELVY, so i’ve just been throwing excedrin and ibuprofen at my head for the last month and a half.
sure, okay, that would be great, but i never actually GOT ANY UBRELVY, so i’ve just been throwing excedrin and ibuprofen at my head for the last month and a half.
i have managed to get my mom to start watching a:tla and feel absurdly accomplished.
November 7, 2023 at 2:27 AM
i have managed to get my mom to start watching a:tla and feel absurdly accomplished.
one unfortunate thing about suddenly wearing Actual Pants and not ~jeggings~ is that i uhhhh. forget i have a button and zipper again. too used to elastic waists apparently.
November 6, 2023 at 3:46 PM
one unfortunate thing about suddenly wearing Actual Pants and not ~jeggings~ is that i uhhhh. forget i have a button and zipper again. too used to elastic waists apparently.
one of my coworkers just ate some soup at his desk, and i am not usually much of a soup person but oh my GOD it smelled amazing. he finished it like five minutes ago and i can still smell it.
October 28, 2023 at 12:43 PM
one of my coworkers just ate some soup at his desk, and i am not usually much of a soup person but oh my GOD it smelled amazing. he finished it like five minutes ago and i can still smell it.
me: why are you just walking around with cardamom in your hand?
m: i got ‘em from him (points at s)
me: okay, so where did *you* get loose cardamom from?
s: i dunno, i found it in my pocket.
me: … why was there cardamom in your pocket
s: … (walks away)
m: i got ‘em from him (points at s)
me: okay, so where did *you* get loose cardamom from?
s: i dunno, i found it in my pocket.
me: … why was there cardamom in your pocket
s: … (walks away)
October 26, 2023 at 5:26 PM
me: why are you just walking around with cardamom in your hand?
m: i got ‘em from him (points at s)
me: okay, so where did *you* get loose cardamom from?
s: i dunno, i found it in my pocket.
me: … why was there cardamom in your pocket
s: … (walks away)
m: i got ‘em from him (points at s)
me: okay, so where did *you* get loose cardamom from?
s: i dunno, i found it in my pocket.
me: … why was there cardamom in your pocket
s: … (walks away)
nothing like waking up to my mom going “are you okay? are you not going to work?”, realizing it’s an hour and a half after i wanted to be up, and then realizing that it’s because my phone DIED OVERNIGHT. plugged it in before sleep and it was fine. woke up and it was dead.
October 26, 2023 at 1:38 PM
nothing like waking up to my mom going “are you okay? are you not going to work?”, realizing it’s an hour and a half after i wanted to be up, and then realizing that it’s because my phone DIED OVERNIGHT. plugged it in before sleep and it was fine. woke up and it was dead.
was not expecting to spend time this evening explaining how IUPAC names work to my mom, but here we are, i guess.
October 18, 2023 at 2:54 AM
was not expecting to spend time this evening explaining how IUPAC names work to my mom, but here we are, i guess.
hey, good news: i assume i had dreams while i slept last night, but i don’t remember any! (this is a vast improvement over the previous few nights. i have had extraordinarily stressful dreams lately.)
October 17, 2023 at 4:04 PM
hey, good news: i assume i had dreams while i slept last night, but i don’t remember any! (this is a vast improvement over the previous few nights. i have had extraordinarily stressful dreams lately.)
oh boy, we’re back to “defrost the plates” season.
October 9, 2023 at 11:06 PM
oh boy, we’re back to “defrost the plates” season.
just LOOK at the adorable little dragon my coworker left me!!!!! i’ve been complaining all week about great-grandboss making me put my stuffed dragon and t-rex away (also my glass octopuses!) and when i got in friday morning this was waiting for me attached to some work she left me to review. *____*
October 7, 2023 at 12:47 PM
just LOOK at the adorable little dragon my coworker left me!!!!! i’ve been complaining all week about great-grandboss making me put my stuffed dragon and t-rex away (also my glass octopuses!) and when i got in friday morning this was waiting for me attached to some work she left me to review. *____*
“be audit-ready at all times,” the supervisors say, in case we missed the previous 784 times they’ve said it this week.
October 6, 2023 at 1:46 PM
“be audit-ready at all times,” the supervisors say, in case we missed the previous 784 times they’ve said it this week.
and so much for doing ANY of what i had planned today. but on the other hand, an entirely different issue appears to be (slowly) getting resolved, so at least there’s that?
October 5, 2023 at 1:08 PM
and so much for doing ANY of what i had planned today. but on the other hand, an entirely different issue appears to be (slowly) getting resolved, so at least there’s that?
got a couple good cheerios whiffs on my drive into work today. yay.
October 5, 2023 at 12:11 PM
got a couple good cheerios whiffs on my drive into work today. yay.
“this is bongcloud the goat.” that’s a brand-new sentence, i believe. and it’s allllll mine.
September 29, 2023 at 6:56 PM
“this is bongcloud the goat.” that’s a brand-new sentence, i believe. and it’s allllll mine.