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Michaela (She/Her)
@tiltedclock.bsky.social
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Your local millennial sapphic and oc enjoyer. I spend most of my time in work meetings and thinking about women™️ | pfp by @hamsternaut.bsky.social | #LadySharp is my OC
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Do not separate them.
Amazon screenshot that reads "frequently bought together" and 3 cute stuffed animals underneath
October 24, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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Honestly this advert rocks I would write this
Screenshot of a discord chat. There is an advert for lesbianism followed by the comment "I think Michaela ghost wrote this". The advert is titled: "Misogyny got you down? Try Lesbianism" and includes various details about the benefits of being sapphic.
October 14, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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My friends unanimously voted that I'm most likely to have killed a man and honestly fair
A pie chart with the title "Has killed a man". The vast majority of the pie is a piece labeled "Michaela" with 88.9% of the vote with a small piece labeled "Jo" with the remaining 11.1%
October 13, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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Comic panel of a news crew following two people running down a road. The runners are labeled as "Fucking Around" and "Finding Out". The caption reads "As you can see, the gap is narrowing..."
October 3, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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Real talk I need to find an artist who can draw Lady Sharp on her motorcycle.

Do you see how hot she would be in any of these poses? Please I'm a simple lesbian
Celty from Durarara leaning against a motorcycle. The classic Akira motorcycle slide shot Frog shot of Batman on parked motorcycle with his cape whipping around him. Comic book panel from Batman: Killing Time #3, art by David Marquez
September 29, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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She
Image from SpongeBob of a fish on his knees pounding the floor. Hearts are shooting out from him
September 11, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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Now that our dnd retreat is over I can share this small project I was working on: a cross-stitch of our party for our DM.

The sprites were translated (with permission) from pixel designs made by @sleepycrea.bsky.social
A cross-stitch of four characters around the words "Diversity Inclusion Equity Squad". The first letter of each word has been bolded to spell the word "DIES". The cross-stitch is on pink and orange watercolour aida cloth and displayed in a white frame.
September 9, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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Mmmm yes... let the girls "fight" more...
Tumblr post that reads "the girls are fightingggggg [readjusts my glasses, squinting] by god… it appears i was mistaken. they're…my goodness…by god"
August 1, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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Me explaining Astele Sharpe to the dance crew tonight while they listen politely:
Always Sunny in Philadelphia meme of a crazed mam standing in front of a board filled with papers that have red lines drawing connections
July 23, 2025 at 4:04 AM
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Post your OC and The Song that perfectly describes them ✨️

Lady Sharp has a whole playlist tbh but this song in particular is very her

open.spotify.com/track/6wtuhS...

Art by @gravenmyth.com
Art of a purple tiefling in a formal green and gold dress looking suggestively at the viewer with red eyes. She is leaning on a dagger with one hand. The art is watermarked by GravenMyth and is gorgeous and ethereal. I cry every time I look at it so I'm forcing you to percieve it too. A screenshot from Spotify of an album cover titled "The Other Side" featuring a blurry photo of a woman holding a dagger behind her back. The song is titled "the other side" by artist margø A snippet of lyrics from the song: Please, explain to me how an enemy Could ever look this good? So, give me your secrets Just look into my eyes You know you can trust me You know you can trust me, right? Sike
July 20, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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Astele Sharpe... Astele Sharpe... Astele Sharpe...
Messy drawing of somebody going feral bouncing off the walls of their room.
July 15, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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It's lilac season and my neighborhood smells so good right now. We had a lilac bush in the backyard when I was a kid so this time of year always makes me feel nostalgic
A photo of lilacs against a clear blue sky. The colours are very saturated and vibrant.
May 28, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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Take the fictional characters quiz and post the first four you know:
openpsychometrics.org/tests/charac...

This is the most flattering quiz results I've ever gotten
Caitlyn Kiramman from Arcane Dana Scully from The X-Files Ritsuko Akagi from Evangelion Taylor McKessie from High School Musical
May 19, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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I'm forcing everyone to look at how these turned out so you can see them too.

Miss Dorothea your sleeves are finished
A photo of a pair of bell sleeves laid flat. The sleeves are a deep red velvet and feature various details including two layers of black ruffle on the cuff, pleated ribbon on the top hem, a braid that runs the length of the sleeve, and gathers at key locations to help with the hang The sleeves being worn in a mirror selfie. The volume of the bell is very full and drape lifts slightly at the front to reveal the fingertips
April 25, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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Great news, my wife is home
Three reddit posts on r/ambien The oldest reads "mywife is soft nd ilikeher" The next reads "my wiwwwfie wife is visiting her mom and I miss her" The newest post reads "MY EWIFE IS HOME MY WIFE8"
April 13, 2025 at 3:40 AM
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How it's going:
A screenshot from Brooklyn99 of Rosa holding a puppy that is kissing her face. An image of Lady Sharp has been posted over Rosa's face. The captions at the bottom of the screen have been edited to read: "I've only had Shorah for a day and a half, but if anything happened to her, I would kill everyone in this room and then myself."
April 12, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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It's a miracle our dnd party accomplishes anything tbh
A four panel meme. In each quadrant is a headshot of a dnd character with a caption above their head. In the top-left corner is a gold dragonborn with the caption "it's okay to ask for financial* help" under the image is the fine print "*if you pay me back with interest" In the top-right corner is a green fairy with the caption "you're a burden" In the bottom-left corner is a purple tiefling with the caption "murder is okay" In the bottom-right corner is a purple drow with the caption "your feelings matter"
April 5, 2025 at 4:53 AM
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Lady Sharp made a deal with a powerful demon because it was convenient then did not tell her party that she was carrying said demon around with them for over a week

#LadySharp

Art by @/bittyjuno on insta and twitter
A character sketch page of a purple tiefling. It includes a full-body on her sitting on an unseen surface, a headshot of her looking over her shoulder, and a headshot of her talking as she plays with a knife.
March 21, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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Pi(e) Day 👏 Pi(e) Day 👏
A box filled with 5 mini pies in different flavours. Each of the pies is decorated with flowers and the mathematical symbol for pi
March 14, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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They're in love your honor
Pixel art of two girls leaning on the wall together on their phones. Their faces are lit by their screens as they talk to each other. A screenshot of a pixel video game. A girl is talking to a woman and saying "My partner Jasmine really loved the cake." Screenshot of a pixel video game. An adult man is talking to the girl from the previous images and saying "Huh? You're together? Is that even legit?" A screenshot from a pixel video game. Two girls are driving in a car and talking to each other. Jasmine is saying "When she took you away, I thought it was over..."
February 18, 2025 at 5:56 AM
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Got to bring this post over from the other place. Thank you artists 🙏
A Twitter post from Michaela that reads: "I recieved the commission of my Dnd character this morning and now my skin is clear, my crops are thriving, and the monotony of my office job is forgotten. Artists really be out here saving lives."
December 11, 2024 at 5:14 PM
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Jihyo the woman that you are
December 11, 2024 at 12:49 AM