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missing link between man and hog
when you live urban and go out a lot you probably pick up the skill to be dismissive of drunk homeless guys at half 4 in the morning but im not very good at it and i dont think i ever will be. this is why i am the easiest fucking mark on the planet
December 1, 2025 at 4:38 AM
it has been over 20 years since i had that dream and i still remember it bc of how FUCKING spooked i was by the teddy bear ghost. happy hall of ween everybody
October 31, 2025 at 10:59 PM
the fighting paused briefly for the bruce invasion in 1315 (lotta normans put aside their own bullshit for a while to repel him) and finally stopped around 1350 when the black death hit. legal battles continued, but no violence. official county borders were drawn up in 1571 and stayed that way since
October 17, 2025 at 9:15 PM
the initial conflict was between the roches and the condons, but the more powerful and influential barry family had split into factions and begun fighting itself, using each side of this more minor conflict as a proxy. then eventually the barrys just took it over entirely and began openly infighting
October 17, 2025 at 9:15 PM
more specifically, king edward I decided to solve the problem by taking everyones land off them and giving it back in weird broken segments to stop anyone getting too powerful, which means to get to your land you have to travel through another guys land. you can see why this wouldnt cool tensions
October 17, 2025 at 9:15 PM
as i understand it, flying to japan and staying in tokyo specifically is a fairly costly endeavour, so the ratio of huge cunt to normal guy is PROBABLY going to lean more a certain way than it would here in europe. not the sole reason ofc but a factor i think
October 10, 2025 at 12:43 PM
one of things that really made the american stereotype make sense to me was the knowledge that its actually rly fuckin expensive to holiday out of america. most of the yanks u encounter abroad are very well off. the reason so many of them are cunts is bc ur dealing almost exclusively with rich ppl
October 10, 2025 at 12:39 PM
i do understand the urge to back a guy who constantly gets shit from your exact opps for saying shit you agree with. like i do get it. but also like. come on
October 9, 2025 at 8:26 PM
cool recent story from this chick: she was claiming foreigners were kicking the deer up in nara and when nara came out and said no that never happened she had one of them rightoid "anyone who disagrees with me should face legal repercussions immediately" meltdowns
October 4, 2025 at 2:11 PM
see, i feel like we have a couple terms that are also pretty good, we gotta have a few good ones, but its hard to think of any examples when youre being assaulted with absolute bangers
September 30, 2025 at 5:02 PM