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Tilde Mouw
@tildemouw.bsky.social
· Mar 20
trying out some jokes about parenting a toddler at hysteria open mic 🌎 🌍 🌏
of the few sentences @duolingoverde.bsky.social taught me, one of them is “books are my friends” I feel extremely read
rude
but yeah I do need to know how to say that
rude
but yeah I do need to know how to say that
May 14, 2025 at 4:34 PM
of the few sentences @duolingoverde.bsky.social taught me, one of them is “books are my friends” I feel extremely read
rude
but yeah I do need to know how to say that
rude
but yeah I do need to know how to say that
Sunday night at The Function in sf, the audience really enjoyed helping me figure out which crimes I should do
#standupcomedy #darkhumor #knowyourrights
#standupcomedy #darkhumor #knowyourrights
May 5, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Sunday night at The Function in sf, the audience really enjoyed helping me figure out which crimes I should do
#standupcomedy #darkhumor #knowyourrights
#standupcomedy #darkhumor #knowyourrights
How many days do I need to have in my Duolingo streak before I can finally call myself a gamer? @duolingoverde.bsky.social
April 24, 2025 at 7:54 PM
How many days do I need to have in my Duolingo streak before I can finally call myself a gamer? @duolingoverde.bsky.social
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At the newsletter right now: Republicans just dropped their first open attack on women's right to travel. jessica.substack.com/p/montana-bi...
Montana Bill Would Charge Women for 'Trafficking' Their Own Fetus
The legislation, House Bill 609, is the first of its kind in the country
jessica.substack.com
February 25, 2025 at 7:55 PM
At the newsletter right now: Republicans just dropped their first open attack on women's right to travel. jessica.substack.com/p/montana-bi...
trying out some jokes about parenting a toddler at hysteria open mic 🌎 🌍 🌏
March 20, 2025 at 7:40 PM
trying out some jokes about parenting a toddler at hysteria open mic 🌎 🌍 🌏
Amazing! Katie Porter for governor! I love her whiteboard, she is changing the world
March 12, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Amazing! Katie Porter for governor! I love her whiteboard, she is changing the world
Taking a break from the doom scrolling and making my calls today and you can too!
🚨 Everyone needs to call their Dem Senator right now. They are starting to cave.
Tell them:
1. Vote NO on Cloture
AND
2. Vote NO on the Republican spending bill.
Don’t let them pivot to reconciliation. GOP doesn’t need Dem votes on that and they know it.
TODAY is the showdown.
🤳🏽: (202) 224-3121
Tell them:
1. Vote NO on Cloture
AND
2. Vote NO on the Republican spending bill.
Don’t let them pivot to reconciliation. GOP doesn’t need Dem votes on that and they know it.
TODAY is the showdown.
🤳🏽: (202) 224-3121
March 12, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Taking a break from the doom scrolling and making my calls today and you can too!
my favorite joke from my Dept. Of Humor open mic set on Friday. It got the biggest laughs because it was also a well-needed break after the beginning of my set was a long, aggressive political rant 😄
#standupcomedy #standup #humor #mixedracefamily #standupcomic #bayarea #sanfrancisco
#standupcomedy #standup #humor #mixedracefamily #standupcomic #bayarea #sanfrancisco
March 10, 2025 at 5:06 PM
my favorite joke from my Dept. Of Humor open mic set on Friday. It got the biggest laughs because it was also a well-needed break after the beginning of my set was a long, aggressive political rant 😄
#standupcomedy #standup #humor #mixedracefamily #standupcomic #bayarea #sanfrancisco
#standupcomedy #standup #humor #mixedracefamily #standupcomic #bayarea #sanfrancisco
Another day, another nightmare attack that I can’t believe everyone is not talking about all the time
If HB 4130 passes, politicians—not medical professionals—would dictate how pregnancy loss is recorded and how medical language is defined.
Read the full story: jessica.substack.com/p/south-caro...
Read the full story: jessica.substack.com/p/south-caro...
March 7, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Another day, another nightmare attack that I can’t believe everyone is not talking about all the time
I can’t tell if I am helping tear down unrealistic beauty standards by pointing out that Elsa’s face can’t possibly just look like that or reinforcing sexism by hyperfocusing on how she looks
I have delivered the same rant over Frozen 2 enough times now that when the time comes for Elsa to wake in the night my daughter and nieces automatically say, “oh no you went to bed with your makeup on Elsa! Don’t do that or you’ll get pimples!”
March 6, 2025 at 2:19 AM
I can’t tell if I am helping tear down unrealistic beauty standards by pointing out that Elsa’s face can’t possibly just look like that or reinforcing sexism by hyperfocusing on how she looks
I have delivered the same rant over Frozen 2 enough times now that when the time comes for Elsa to wake in the night my daughter and nieces automatically say, “oh no you went to bed with your makeup on Elsa! Don’t do that or you’ll get pimples!”
March 6, 2025 at 1:26 AM
I have delivered the same rant over Frozen 2 enough times now that when the time comes for Elsa to wake in the night my daughter and nieces automatically say, “oh no you went to bed with your makeup on Elsa! Don’t do that or you’ll get pimples!”
I’m horrified and I also want to read a series of spy novels about this premise
"None of the employees with security clearances for nuclear secrets were properly debriefed, the current DOE source said...
"Those employees could be targeted by foreign adversaries for nuclear espionage...
"They have lost their source of income..."
www.reuters.com/world/us/fir...
"Those employees could be targeted by foreign adversaries for nuclear espionage...
"They have lost their source of income..."
www.reuters.com/world/us/fir...
Exclusive: Fired US government workers with top security clearances were not given exit briefings, sources say
The lack of so-called "read outs" for workers with clearances dismissed by Musk's DOGE could raise security risks, experts say.
www.reuters.com
March 5, 2025 at 10:30 PM
I’m horrified and I also want to read a series of spy novels about this premise
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“wardrobe refresh” window at Macy’s, you don’t look like a wardrobe refresh. You look like the Boy Scouts mated with a public school where you’re not allowed to wear jeans
March 3, 2025 at 8:41 PM
“wardrobe refresh” window at Macy’s, you don’t look like a wardrobe refresh. You look like the Boy Scouts mated with a public school where you’re not allowed to wear jeans
3 things will survive a nuclear apocalypse: VD, cockroaches, and those half-cloth half-plastic books people keep giving my kid
March 1, 2025 at 4:55 AM
3 things will survive a nuclear apocalypse: VD, cockroaches, and those half-cloth half-plastic books people keep giving my kid
thank god children’s books automatically renew because I just realized I missed all my #sfpl courtesy notices as my email is now flooded with substacks I doom-subscribed to
February 28, 2025 at 5:13 AM
thank god children’s books automatically renew because I just realized I missed all my #sfpl courtesy notices as my email is now flooded with substacks I doom-subscribed to
being a musician means that the one thing I’m sure of is that I’m not a Real Musician
February 28, 2025 at 4:31 AM
being a musician means that the one thing I’m sure of is that I’m not a Real Musician
last night at standup someone spent their set glancing again and again at my cleavage and saying “we need more boobs in the world” and then fell into silence for his remaining minutes onstage. I have always wanted to sabotage the competition using only my boobs
February 28, 2025 at 12:09 AM
last night at standup someone spent their set glancing again and again at my cleavage and saying “we need more boobs in the world” and then fell into silence for his remaining minutes onstage. I have always wanted to sabotage the competition using only my boobs
💩 😂 < 🔆😂 ??? 🙅♀️!
February 27, 2025 at 11:53 PM
💩 😂 < 🔆😂 ??? 🙅♀️!
last night at standup someone didn’t tell any jokes at all but just spent his minutes talking about how I didn’t finish my fries
February 27, 2025 at 9:53 PM
last night at standup someone didn’t tell any jokes at all but just spent his minutes talking about how I didn’t finish my fries
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The fact that the USA has banned visas for trans people but welcomed rapist Andrew Tate shows how all this "defending women" stuff is total bullshit
February 27, 2025 at 2:43 PM
The fact that the USA has banned visas for trans people but welcomed rapist Andrew Tate shows how all this "defending women" stuff is total bullshit
last night at standup my poop joke didn’t land but my pee joke did. what is this world coming to? what kind of monsters think pee is funnier than poop???
February 27, 2025 at 9:22 PM
last night at standup my poop joke didn’t land but my pee joke did. what is this world coming to? what kind of monsters think pee is funnier than poop???
Another comic at standup last night said I look like the female Larry bird and I know he meant my mullet but I have never felt taller ❤️
February 27, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Another comic at standup last night said I look like the female Larry bird and I know he meant my mullet but I have never felt taller ❤️
remember don’t buy stuff tomorrow!
February 27, 2025 at 6:24 PM
remember don’t buy stuff tomorrow!
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This is a full purge of every single LGBTQ employee at the NSA. Rufo is falsely mischaracterizing a LGBTQ employee resource group as a "sex chat" to create pretext to fire every single member in it.
This is a playbook they will run to purge the entire federal government.
This is a playbook they will run to purge the entire federal government.
February 25, 2025 at 10:57 PM
This is a full purge of every single LGBTQ employee at the NSA. Rufo is falsely mischaracterizing a LGBTQ employee resource group as a "sex chat" to create pretext to fire every single member in it.
This is a playbook they will run to purge the entire federal government.
This is a playbook they will run to purge the entire federal government.