TilapiaJack
@tilapiajack.bsky.social
Warzone mnk guy. Politics arguer.
*Jades phone alarm going off at 10am.*
Me: what’s that alarm for?
Them: it’s a warning
Me: isnt that what all alarms are???
Me: what’s that alarm for?
Them: it’s a warning
Me: isnt that what all alarms are???
February 8, 2025 at 3:02 PM
*Jades phone alarm going off at 10am.*
Me: what’s that alarm for?
Them: it’s a warning
Me: isnt that what all alarms are???
Me: what’s that alarm for?
Them: it’s a warning
Me: isnt that what all alarms are???
How stupid are DoorDash drivers that put a drink standing up against your screen door?
December 19, 2024 at 5:28 PM
How stupid are DoorDash drivers that put a drink standing up against your screen door?
I don’t know what happened, but it seems like the ceo of United healthcare was WILDLY unpopular
December 5, 2024 at 5:07 PM
I don’t know what happened, but it seems like the ceo of United healthcare was WILDLY unpopular
“Mine are good they are beefy, and savory.”
November 30, 2024 at 11:58 PM
“Mine are good they are beefy, and savory.”
In third grade I was living in California and a friend of mine was playing checkers in indoor recess(raining outside). By the time I walked over he had one piece left. He was hopeless. But I helped him work himself into a stalemate, other kid was pisssssssed.
November 28, 2024 at 12:35 AM
In third grade I was living in California and a friend of mine was playing checkers in indoor recess(raining outside). By the time I walked over he had one piece left. He was hopeless. But I helped him work himself into a stalemate, other kid was pisssssssed.
My one deep regret of Subaru ownership is that every two years I have to pay Elon Musk $100 to remote start my car and that’s some bullshit
November 26, 2024 at 6:15 PM
My one deep regret of Subaru ownership is that every two years I have to pay Elon Musk $100 to remote start my car and that’s some bullshit
“My butthole fired out the shit plug so fast I got scared”
November 25, 2024 at 2:07 PM
“My butthole fired out the shit plug so fast I got scared”
Maybe some of you had concerns I had become more normal since leaving X. I’m here to dispel those concerns.
November 23, 2024 at 12:01 AM
Maybe some of you had concerns I had become more normal since leaving X. I’m here to dispel those concerns.
Saw probably the best violinist I’m ever going to see last night. Stefan Juskiw was really incredible, playing on a violin body built in 1705. That’s a 320 year old instrument.
November 22, 2024 at 4:24 PM
Saw probably the best violinist I’m ever going to see last night. Stefan Juskiw was really incredible, playing on a violin body built in 1705. That’s a 320 year old instrument.
“It’s gonna be like that fun little game with the chewable things.”
-Jade referring to the Jelly Beans in Beanboozled
-Jade referring to the Jelly Beans in Beanboozled
November 21, 2024 at 5:59 PM
“It’s gonna be like that fun little game with the chewable things.”
-Jade referring to the Jelly Beans in Beanboozled
-Jade referring to the Jelly Beans in Beanboozled
So if 40,000 “violent criminals” have crossed the border from Mexico with no background checking. How do we know they are violent criminals?
November 21, 2024 at 5:17 PM
So if 40,000 “violent criminals” have crossed the border from Mexico with no background checking. How do we know they are violent criminals?
Kinda wanna read pakmans #echomachine2025
November 19, 2024 at 11:00 PM
Kinda wanna read pakmans #echomachine2025
Don’t start pay it forward chains. Especially at Starbucks. If you’re a victim of the car in front of you starting a pay it forward. Fine, let them buy your drink. Then, buy a cake pop or something cheap and tip $8 on it. The employees are the people who need the pay it forward.
November 19, 2024 at 10:20 PM
Don’t start pay it forward chains. Especially at Starbucks. If you’re a victim of the car in front of you starting a pay it forward. Fine, let them buy your drink. Then, buy a cake pop or something cheap and tip $8 on it. The employees are the people who need the pay it forward.
Why does coffee sometimes not wake me up at all?
November 19, 2024 at 3:48 PM
Why does coffee sometimes not wake me up at all?
Damn the vibe here is so much better than X.
November 16, 2024 at 10:51 PM
Damn the vibe here is so much better than X.
Watching this fight reminds me of patching call of duty on Battle.net
November 16, 2024 at 3:21 AM
Watching this fight reminds me of patching call of duty on Battle.net
If Jake Paul has no haters I am dead
November 15, 2024 at 11:44 PM
If Jake Paul has no haters I am dead
Feeling unhinged hatred for Jake Paul pre fight.
November 15, 2024 at 11:23 PM
Feeling unhinged hatred for Jake Paul pre fight.
Here because I needed to be free from X
November 14, 2024 at 7:47 PM
Here because I needed to be free from X