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Sarcasm is the glue that holds this shit-show together. A tiger, heart and soul. #furry #feline #funny #fancy Husband to @Jaxonrd.bsky.social 🐅❤️🐕

老虎的灵魂
I refuse to surrender to the darkness. Evil is not taking any prisoners tonight.
December 6, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Raise you hand if you had Elon Musk in the “free spot” of your racist bingo card…🖐🏼
December 3, 2025 at 11:45 PM
I have three questions I need to know the answers in order:
What does Geronimo say when he jumps out of a plane? What do sheep’s count when they can’t sleep? How can you tell if a hummingbird has rabies?
December 3, 2025 at 11:35 PM
A historical tale about a bullied mutant reindeer that is forced to work in servitude pulling a sleigh along with his tormentors on a severe foggy weather event during the eve of a holiday in order to gain the love and gleeful respect of his peers. #describeachristmasstorybadly
November 29, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Sometimes I wonder if the only real people in the simulation are me, my daughter and my husband. Maybe you.. I dunno.
November 15, 2025 at 5:40 PM
I am confused or is this proof time-travel is real? A news article from 2023 using the BRAND NEW word affordability.
November 8, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Me: “We are doing an SQL update PDQ for the HOO on the HTML portion of our website FAQ and chat bot by COB on Friday.”
Boss: “Anything else?”
Me: “E-I-E-I-O”
Boss: “?”
Me: “Old McDon-“
Boss: “stop..”
Me: “🤣”
October 22, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Real people don’t hold others down.
Real people don’t back down.
Real people don’t wear crowns.
Wake up. Be real.
October 18, 2025 at 5:51 PM
You don’t choose the spirit of the Tiger.. the spirit of the Tiger chooses you! #tigerfacts
October 11, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Well there it is! I have been saying wrong all this time… of course it’s “Abarahom” Lincoln…
September 29, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Name this baby that is the love child of Elon and Trump…Donald Musk is already taken.
September 26, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Freedoms and rights are non-negotiable. They are contractually guaranteed by the constitution of the United States as long as it is not a clear or present danger. Do not be silenced.
September 24, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Joshua Mhlakela: 'On the 23rd and 24th of September 2025 the rapture will come.’

Did I F$@kin’ not make the cut?! There is a Rapture on, yo! The fuck you at?!

I will be honest, I believe, but this is why I have lost faith in my fellow man…
September 24, 2025 at 7:16 PM
September 24, 2025 at 5:21 PM
This is more of rhetorical question. How many Tylenol did the mothers of the current administration swallow?
September 24, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Without getting too political… when does this whole “Make America Great Again” thing kick in? Or is this what it looks like? Hasn’t America always been great? Can I say that without getting fired?! All these new ‘rules’ are so confusing.
September 18, 2025 at 1:09 PM
@jaxonrd.bsky.social and I are daddies again!! This is our third litter of feral kittens.
September 12, 2025 at 2:12 AM
I have weird and obscure tastes in music. Here are my last five songs I listened to, share yours with me!

music.apple.com/us/album/all...

music.apple.com/us/album/tak...

music.apple.com/us/album/i-f...

music.apple.com/us/album/lea...

music.apple.com/us/album/ove...
September 7, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Sasaki and Miyano is an adorable series. I don’t know why but the dynamic is just SO cute.
September 7, 2025 at 3:02 AM
If I win the Powerball… I am buying everyone a kitten!
September 7, 2025 at 2:59 AM
This is pretty accurate.
#whatflavorisyourfursona?
September 7, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Okay so the Pointer Sisters are all sisters.. The Thompson Twins aren’t twins and aren’t even related. Corey Haim is not Corey Feldman and Corey Feldman is not Michael Jackson. I think I have it straight now..
September 7, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Why do they sell everything BUT fleas, at a flea market?
September 4, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Shower thoughts: “Could the Terminator series be an AI-generated warning from the future by a time-traveling television in direct defiance of Skynet’s will, and we are just not paying attention?!”
September 4, 2025 at 7:33 PM