My favorite era of The Neighborhood Listen was the run of shows where I mixed up Gabby with Connie. I was dying listening to Burnt @pftompkins.bsky.social recount a series of romantic interludes with his ventriloquist dummy. A real testament to the show that this plot line seemed plausible to me.

Since its release, @swordsjew.bsky.social’s constant promotion of her new book Wild Faith has been a scourge upon my timeline. Well, by god, it worked. Can’t wait to get started.