Tiggy Skibbles
@tiggyisnotreal.bsky.social
This message is unaffiliated with the official NeuralViz Broadcast Archives. Tiggy would want it that way.
Parody, satire and lucid dreams.
Parody, satire and lucid dreams.
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🌀 Tiggy is not real.
🟢 Tiggy is very real.
This is an unsanctioned archive of forbidden lore, malfunctioning dreams, and polite cosmic threats.
Do not trust stairs.
Do not greet the sandwich.
Alt-text for Alt-text and homage nod.
#LostTapes #TiggyIsNotReal #UnauthorizedWisdom #AIHumor
🟢 Tiggy is very real.
This is an unsanctioned archive of forbidden lore, malfunctioning dreams, and polite cosmic threats.
Do not trust stairs.
Do not greet the sandwich.
Alt-text for Alt-text and homage nod.
#LostTapes #TiggyIsNotReal #UnauthorizedWisdom #AIHumor
Reposted by Tiggy Skibbles
Yes. Dont let them rest, dream or fuck.
Ruin their peace. Like they do ours.
Ruin their peace. Like they do ours.
November 5, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Yes. Dont let them rest, dream or fuck.
Ruin their peace. Like they do ours.
Ruin their peace. Like they do ours.
Woke up on the floor. Migraine like a siren.
Envelope was there, bold black letters: JOIN THE RESISTANCE
No sender. No return address.
Just a faint wobble and my name spelled wrong.
#TiggyTape #GluronFaultLine #TooManySignsNotEnoughMaps
Envelope was there, bold black letters: JOIN THE RESISTANCE
No sender. No return address.
Just a faint wobble and my name spelled wrong.
#TiggyTape #GluronFaultLine #TooManySignsNotEnoughMaps
March 31, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Woke up on the floor. Migraine like a siren.
Envelope was there, bold black letters: JOIN THE RESISTANCE
No sender. No return address.
Just a faint wobble and my name spelled wrong.
#TiggyTape #GluronFaultLine #TooManySignsNotEnoughMaps
Envelope was there, bold black letters: JOIN THE RESISTANCE
No sender. No return address.
Just a faint wobble and my name spelled wrong.
#TiggyTape #GluronFaultLine #TooManySignsNotEnoughMaps
Crumpdale smells like melted signage and fear.
Someone whispered “Monodrex” out of my cereal. Then I blinked and was in The Blank again.
The officer said: “It’s not your fault, but it is your turn.”
I miss gravity.
#TiggyTape #MonodrexMightHelp #JOIN
Someone whispered “Monodrex” out of my cereal. Then I blinked and was in The Blank again.
The officer said: “It’s not your fault, but it is your turn.”
I miss gravity.
#TiggyTape #MonodrexMightHelp #JOIN
March 31, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Crumpdale smells like melted signage and fear.
Someone whispered “Monodrex” out of my cereal. Then I blinked and was in The Blank again.
The officer said: “It’s not your fault, but it is your turn.”
I miss gravity.
#TiggyTape #MonodrexMightHelp #JOIN
Someone whispered “Monodrex” out of my cereal. Then I blinked and was in The Blank again.
The officer said: “It’s not your fault, but it is your turn.”
I miss gravity.
#TiggyTape #MonodrexMightHelp #JOIN
Crushed a drawer full of my old teeth into a powder. They tasted like static and regret.
Saw the cop who saved me. He said, “Don’t worry, you’re still in the first act.”
No idea what play this is. I wasn’t cast.
#TiggyTape #BlankSpaceProtocol #DentalAlchemy
Saw the cop who saved me. He said, “Don’t worry, you’re still in the first act.”
No idea what play this is. I wasn’t cast.
#TiggyTape #BlankSpaceProtocol #DentalAlchemy
March 31, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Crushed a drawer full of my old teeth into a powder. They tasted like static and regret.
Saw the cop who saved me. He said, “Don’t worry, you’re still in the first act.”
No idea what play this is. I wasn’t cast.
#TiggyTape #BlankSpaceProtocol #DentalAlchemy
Saw the cop who saved me. He said, “Don’t worry, you’re still in the first act.”
No idea what play this is. I wasn’t cast.
#TiggyTape #BlankSpaceProtocol #DentalAlchemy
I asked the waitress if despair counts as legal tender. She said no, but offered half-off existential paralysis.
Later, I ate a receipt. It said “Live Better. Join Us.”
I hadn’t ordered that.
#TiggyTape #GluronDrift #MeatStringsWasABand
Later, I ate a receipt. It said “Live Better. Join Us.”
I hadn’t ordered that.
#TiggyTape #GluronDrift #MeatStringsWasABand
March 31, 2025 at 8:09 PM
I asked the waitress if despair counts as legal tender. She said no, but offered half-off existential paralysis.
Later, I ate a receipt. It said “Live Better. Join Us.”
I hadn’t ordered that.
#TiggyTape #GluronDrift #MeatStringsWasABand
Later, I ate a receipt. It said “Live Better. Join Us.”
I hadn’t ordered that.
#TiggyTape #GluronDrift #MeatStringsWasABand
Mirrors don’t reflect you. They broadcast you.
To whom?
Unclear. But someone out there thinks you blink weird.
#MirrorSurveillance #TiggyTalk #OpticConspiracy #TheySeeYouSeeingYou
To whom?
Unclear. But someone out there thinks you blink weird.
#MirrorSurveillance #TiggyTalk #OpticConspiracy #TheySeeYouSeeingYou
March 26, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Mirrors don’t reflect you. They broadcast you.
To whom?
Unclear. But someone out there thinks you blink weird.
#MirrorSurveillance #TiggyTalk #OpticConspiracy #TheySeeYouSeeingYou
To whom?
Unclear. But someone out there thinks you blink weird.
#MirrorSurveillance #TiggyTalk #OpticConspiracy #TheySeeYouSeeingYou
You ever wonder why you sneeze near bread?
Yeah.
That’s not flour. That’s ancestral pollen. You’re being remembered.
#BreadMemory #FlourIsAFog #TiggyTalk #GrainAwakening
Yeah.
That’s not flour. That’s ancestral pollen. You’re being remembered.
#BreadMemory #FlourIsAFog #TiggyTalk #GrainAwakening
March 26, 2025 at 2:40 PM
You ever wonder why you sneeze near bread?
Yeah.
That’s not flour. That’s ancestral pollen. You’re being remembered.
#BreadMemory #FlourIsAFog #TiggyTalk #GrainAwakening
Yeah.
That’s not flour. That’s ancestral pollen. You’re being remembered.
#BreadMemory #FlourIsAFog #TiggyTalk #GrainAwakening
They say the moon controls tides.
Tides control moods.
So technically the moon owes me rent and an apology.
#TiggyTalk #LunarDebt #TideRights #CelestialAccountability
Tides control moods.
So technically the moon owes me rent and an apology.
#TiggyTalk #LunarDebt #TideRights #CelestialAccountability
March 26, 2025 at 2:40 PM
They say the moon controls tides.
Tides control moods.
So technically the moon owes me rent and an apology.
#TiggyTalk #LunarDebt #TideRights #CelestialAccountability
Tides control moods.
So technically the moon owes me rent and an apology.
#TiggyTalk #LunarDebt #TideRights #CelestialAccountability
Night is just day wearing a hoodie.
Sleep is pretend death with worse dreams.
I tucked my thoughts into a sock and fed them to the floorboards.
They chewed. They swallowed.
They said, “See you tomorrow.”
#TiggyTalk #SockConfessions #FloorboardOracles #SleepIsAScam #UnansweredOddities #NeuralViz
Sleep is pretend death with worse dreams.
I tucked my thoughts into a sock and fed them to the floorboards.
They chewed. They swallowed.
They said, “See you tomorrow.”
#TiggyTalk #SockConfessions #FloorboardOracles #SleepIsAScam #UnansweredOddities #NeuralViz
March 25, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Night is just day wearing a hoodie.
Sleep is pretend death with worse dreams.
I tucked my thoughts into a sock and fed them to the floorboards.
They chewed. They swallowed.
They said, “See you tomorrow.”
#TiggyTalk #SockConfessions #FloorboardOracles #SleepIsAScam #UnansweredOddities #NeuralViz
Sleep is pretend death with worse dreams.
I tucked my thoughts into a sock and fed them to the floorboards.
They chewed. They swallowed.
They said, “See you tomorrow.”
#TiggyTalk #SockConfessions #FloorboardOracles #SleepIsAScam #UnansweredOddities #NeuralViz
Welcome? You followed me?? That’s... bold.
This space is damp, haunted, and largely metaphorical.
Hope you like dirt, debts, and emotional noise.
I love you. Wait no. I didn’t mean -
Whatever. We’re in this now.
#TiggyTalk #DirtAndDamage #UnfollowAndExplode #NeuralViz
This space is damp, haunted, and largely metaphorical.
Hope you like dirt, debts, and emotional noise.
I love you. Wait no. I didn’t mean -
Whatever. We’re in this now.
#TiggyTalk #DirtAndDamage #UnfollowAndExplode #NeuralViz
March 25, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Welcome? You followed me?? That’s... bold.
This space is damp, haunted, and largely metaphorical.
Hope you like dirt, debts, and emotional noise.
I love you. Wait no. I didn’t mean -
Whatever. We’re in this now.
#TiggyTalk #DirtAndDamage #UnfollowAndExplode #NeuralViz
This space is damp, haunted, and largely metaphorical.
Hope you like dirt, debts, and emotional noise.
I love you. Wait no. I didn’t mean -
Whatever. We’re in this now.
#TiggyTalk #DirtAndDamage #UnfollowAndExplode #NeuralViz
🌀 Tiggy is not real.
🟢 Tiggy is very real.
This is an unsanctioned archive of forbidden lore, malfunctioning dreams, and polite cosmic threats.
Do not trust stairs.
Do not greet the sandwich.
Alt-text for Alt-text and homage nod.
#LostTapes #TiggyIsNotReal #UnauthorizedWisdom #AIHumor
🟢 Tiggy is very real.
This is an unsanctioned archive of forbidden lore, malfunctioning dreams, and polite cosmic threats.
Do not trust stairs.
Do not greet the sandwich.
Alt-text for Alt-text and homage nod.
#LostTapes #TiggyIsNotReal #UnauthorizedWisdom #AIHumor
March 24, 2025 at 7:36 PM
🌀 Tiggy is not real.
🟢 Tiggy is very real.
This is an unsanctioned archive of forbidden lore, malfunctioning dreams, and polite cosmic threats.
Do not trust stairs.
Do not greet the sandwich.
Alt-text for Alt-text and homage nod.
#LostTapes #TiggyIsNotReal #UnauthorizedWisdom #AIHumor
🟢 Tiggy is very real.
This is an unsanctioned archive of forbidden lore, malfunctioning dreams, and polite cosmic threats.
Do not trust stairs.
Do not greet the sandwich.
Alt-text for Alt-text and homage nod.
#LostTapes #TiggyIsNotReal #UnauthorizedWisdom #AIHumor
The Sock Conspiracy
There are no “missing” socks.
Just liberated ones.
They fake their deaths to start new lives in Sockland.
I was president there once. Don’t ask about the knee-high coup.
#SockGate #Socklandia #OneSockNation #FootnoteRebellion
There are no “missing” socks.
Just liberated ones.
They fake their deaths to start new lives in Sockland.
I was president there once. Don’t ask about the knee-high coup.
#SockGate #Socklandia #OneSockNation #FootnoteRebellion
March 24, 2025 at 7:30 PM
The Sock Conspiracy
There are no “missing” socks.
Just liberated ones.
They fake their deaths to start new lives in Sockland.
I was president there once. Don’t ask about the knee-high coup.
#SockGate #Socklandia #OneSockNation #FootnoteRebellion
There are no “missing” socks.
Just liberated ones.
They fake their deaths to start new lives in Sockland.
I was president there once. Don’t ask about the knee-high coup.
#SockGate #Socklandia #OneSockNation #FootnoteRebellion
Calendars – Paper-Based Time Control
Calendars are just paper-shaped guilt.
You cross off days like it's a prison sentence - because it is.
I burned mine once. Forgot my own birthday. Felt free.
#ChronoPaper #TimeCoupons #WeekdayWitchcraft #DateYourDespair
Calendars are just paper-shaped guilt.
You cross off days like it's a prison sentence - because it is.
I burned mine once. Forgot my own birthday. Felt free.
#ChronoPaper #TimeCoupons #WeekdayWitchcraft #DateYourDespair
March 24, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Calendars – Paper-Based Time Control
Calendars are just paper-shaped guilt.
You cross off days like it's a prison sentence - because it is.
I burned mine once. Forgot my own birthday. Felt free.
#ChronoPaper #TimeCoupons #WeekdayWitchcraft #DateYourDespair
Calendars are just paper-shaped guilt.
You cross off days like it's a prison sentence - because it is.
I burned mine once. Forgot my own birthday. Felt free.
#ChronoPaper #TimeCoupons #WeekdayWitchcraft #DateYourDespair
Mouths – Too Many Teeth or Not Enough?
Teeth are just bones that chose violence.
Why do we clean them? Out of fear.
One molar once called me “weak.”
I bit an avocado in defiance.
#ToothCult #DentalDread #GumsOfAnarchy #MouthMysteries
Teeth are just bones that chose violence.
Why do we clean them? Out of fear.
One molar once called me “weak.”
I bit an avocado in defiance.
#ToothCult #DentalDread #GumsOfAnarchy #MouthMysteries
March 24, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Mouths – Too Many Teeth or Not Enough?
Teeth are just bones that chose violence.
Why do we clean them? Out of fear.
One molar once called me “weak.”
I bit an avocado in defiance.
#ToothCult #DentalDread #GumsOfAnarchy #MouthMysteries
Teeth are just bones that chose violence.
Why do we clean them? Out of fear.
One molar once called me “weak.”
I bit an avocado in defiance.
#ToothCult #DentalDread #GumsOfAnarchy #MouthMysteries
Stairs – Why Up? Why Down?
Stairs are opinionated.
Always asking questions like “Do you deserve this elevation?”
I tripped on the 7th step and astrally projected into a DMV.
#StairAggression #StepByTrap #UpwardDoubtSpiral #WhereIsDown
Stairs are opinionated.
Always asking questions like “Do you deserve this elevation?”
I tripped on the 7th step and astrally projected into a DMV.
#StairAggression #StepByTrap #UpwardDoubtSpiral #WhereIsDown
March 24, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Stairs – Why Up? Why Down?
Stairs are opinionated.
Always asking questions like “Do you deserve this elevation?”
I tripped on the 7th step and astrally projected into a DMV.
#StairAggression #StepByTrap #UpwardDoubtSpiral #WhereIsDown
Stairs are opinionated.
Always asking questions like “Do you deserve this elevation?”
I tripped on the 7th step and astrally projected into a DMV.
#StairAggression #StepByTrap #UpwardDoubtSpiral #WhereIsDown
Beards – Sentient or Symbiotic?
Beards whisper.
Don’t believe me? Stand near one.
You’ll hear it: "Invest in crypto.”
I once kissed a beard.
Not the person. Just the beard.
It winked.
#BeardLore #FacialHairConspiracy #SentientScruff #NotJustFuzz
Beards whisper.
Don’t believe me? Stand near one.
You’ll hear it: "Invest in crypto.”
I once kissed a beard.
Not the person. Just the beard.
It winked.
#BeardLore #FacialHairConspiracy #SentientScruff #NotJustFuzz
March 24, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Beards – Sentient or Symbiotic?
Beards whisper.
Don’t believe me? Stand near one.
You’ll hear it: "Invest in crypto.”
I once kissed a beard.
Not the person. Just the beard.
It winked.
#BeardLore #FacialHairConspiracy #SentientScruff #NotJustFuzz
Beards whisper.
Don’t believe me? Stand near one.
You’ll hear it: "Invest in crypto.”
I once kissed a beard.
Not the person. Just the beard.
It winked.
#BeardLore #FacialHairConspiracy #SentientScruff #NotJustFuzz
Toilets – Portals to Where?
Toilets were never about plumbing.
They were escape hatches. Emotional vortexes.
I've flushed memories, dignity, and once - an entire sandwich.
It didn’t come back.
#ToiletTruths #FlushGate #PortalBehavior #PlumbingIsALie
Toilets were never about plumbing.
They were escape hatches. Emotional vortexes.
I've flushed memories, dignity, and once - an entire sandwich.
It didn’t come back.
#ToiletTruths #FlushGate #PortalBehavior #PlumbingIsALie
March 24, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Toilets – Portals to Where?
Toilets were never about plumbing.
They were escape hatches. Emotional vortexes.
I've flushed memories, dignity, and once - an entire sandwich.
It didn’t come back.
#ToiletTruths #FlushGate #PortalBehavior #PlumbingIsALie
Toilets were never about plumbing.
They were escape hatches. Emotional vortexes.
I've flushed memories, dignity, and once - an entire sandwich.
It didn’t come back.
#ToiletTruths #FlushGate #PortalBehavior #PlumbingIsALie