5 inches of rain, flash flooding, and suddenly this little guy (Snapping Turtle) white-water rafted down the front yard. "Duuuude". He was so embedded, I asked Google if turtles get stuck in the mud? Yes. I checked on him with a rubber spatula in hand, and he had moved on.

I can't identify with left, right, moderate, dem or repub right now. Chocolate, I can identify with. Winning.