Tiff 💙🦋
@tiffistrying.bsky.social
Mother, painter, sitting-down lover. Proud owner of a dying house plant. Shamed owner of a moldy clementine.
Things my almost 4 year old said this morning:
“It’s SO morning!”
“We’re going to the haircut store”
“Going to get ALL the cupcakes. 10 of em! 5, too!”
“My butt is so stinky”
“It’s SO morning!”
“We’re going to the haircut store”
“Going to get ALL the cupcakes. 10 of em! 5, too!”
“My butt is so stinky”
September 21, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Things my almost 4 year old said this morning:
“It’s SO morning!”
“We’re going to the haircut store”
“Going to get ALL the cupcakes. 10 of em! 5, too!”
“My butt is so stinky”
“It’s SO morning!”
“We’re going to the haircut store”
“Going to get ALL the cupcakes. 10 of em! 5, too!”
“My butt is so stinky”
Toddler airport bribe pack I MEAN snack pack featuring M&ms, chocolate chip cookies, graham crackers, pb crackers and pretzels
April 9, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Toddler airport bribe pack I MEAN snack pack featuring M&ms, chocolate chip cookies, graham crackers, pb crackers and pretzels
My 3 year old had two cupcakes for dinner and then slept through the night in his bed by himself. We’re having cupcakes for dinner every night okay!
March 25, 2025 at 1:57 PM
My 3 year old had two cupcakes for dinner and then slept through the night in his bed by himself. We’re having cupcakes for dinner every night okay!
On day 7 of potty training
March 8, 2025 at 10:19 PM
On day 7 of potty training
My son won the Whiniest Kid of 2025 award! The panel of judges (me and my ears) just announced this historic win after an exhaustive search for both his and my will to live this morning.
February 26, 2025 at 2:15 PM
My son won the Whiniest Kid of 2025 award! The panel of judges (me and my ears) just announced this historic win after an exhaustive search for both his and my will to live this morning.
Was just thinking “they should make a plan b but for the flu like if you are around sick people so you don’t get sick” and then remembered vaccines
February 24, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Was just thinking “they should make a plan b but for the flu like if you are around sick people so you don’t get sick” and then remembered vaccines
Toddler teeth brushing hack: have them chew on the bristles if they have a hard time applying enough pressure with brushing. Also makes it funny which always increases participation.
February 24, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Toddler teeth brushing hack: have them chew on the bristles if they have a hard time applying enough pressure with brushing. Also makes it funny which always increases participation.
Quick workout break to eat some au gratin potatoes # fitnessismypassion
February 7, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Quick workout break to eat some au gratin potatoes # fitnessismypassion
Working from home with a sick 3 yr old. He just interrupted me to give me a formal tour of our house? He’s renamed the bedrooms “night night rooms” stay tuned for more breaking news
January 30, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Working from home with a sick 3 yr old. He just interrupted me to give me a formal tour of our house? He’s renamed the bedrooms “night night rooms” stay tuned for more breaking news
How to feed your toddler:
1. Ask what they want to eat (BIG mistake)
2. Give them what they requested (wow you’re really bad at this)
3. Try again. And again.
4. Goldfish.
1. Ask what they want to eat (BIG mistake)
2. Give them what they requested (wow you’re really bad at this)
3. Try again. And again.
4. Goldfish.
January 27, 2025 at 7:01 PM
How to feed your toddler:
1. Ask what they want to eat (BIG mistake)
2. Give them what they requested (wow you’re really bad at this)
3. Try again. And again.
4. Goldfish.
1. Ask what they want to eat (BIG mistake)
2. Give them what they requested (wow you’re really bad at this)
3. Try again. And again.
4. Goldfish.
I’ve bribed my kid with Oreos twice today. Once so he’d eat pizza. PIZZA! I’m ready for my mother of the year award!
November 30, 2024 at 11:44 PM
I’ve bribed my kid with Oreos twice today. Once so he’d eat pizza. PIZZA! I’m ready for my mother of the year award!
Don’t talk to me until I’ve had my morning pecan pie
November 27, 2024 at 2:00 PM
Don’t talk to me until I’ve had my morning pecan pie
Just got reprimanded by my boss for not taking the lyrics of defying gravity and really holding space with that this weekend. In my defense I didn’t know that was happening! Yes, we work in queer media smh.
November 25, 2024 at 4:31 PM
Just got reprimanded by my boss for not taking the lyrics of defying gravity and really holding space with that this weekend. In my defense I didn’t know that was happening! Yes, we work in queer media smh.
Pretty sure my kid went through a software update this week but none of us know how to work his new features (kid included)
November 24, 2024 at 1:54 PM
Pretty sure my kid went through a software update this week but none of us know how to work his new features (kid included)
girls don’t want flowers girls want chicken tortilla soup
November 22, 2024 at 4:46 PM
girls don’t want flowers girls want chicken tortilla soup
When I grow up I’m going to be a Consumer Cellular customer. The best they ever had. But if I’m being honest, I’ll just be settling. What I really want is to act in one of their commercials, but it’s such a competitive industry and in my heart of hearts I know I won’t make the cut.
November 21, 2024 at 12:58 PM
When I grow up I’m going to be a Consumer Cellular customer. The best they ever had. But if I’m being honest, I’ll just be settling. What I really want is to act in one of their commercials, but it’s such a competitive industry and in my heart of hearts I know I won’t make the cut.
3 year olds are so inefficient why are you pronouncing bagel like sequel?
November 17, 2024 at 5:17 PM
3 year olds are so inefficient why are you pronouncing bagel like sequel?
You don’t have to follow a recipe. You can just go on vibes! Here’s my homemade banana nut bread.
November 15, 2024 at 5:21 PM
You don’t have to follow a recipe. You can just go on vibes! Here’s my homemade banana nut bread.
Hi! Sorry I’m late!
November 15, 2024 at 2:46 AM
Hi! Sorry I’m late!