The beastie boys didn’t prepare me for all of the rights we actually have to fight for

The best way I can describe the way my teenage son drives is like he’s in Mario Cart

You have to play by the rules of the game on the table.

I’m crying while watching “Hot Frosty” on Netflix and all I can think is this must be menopause.

This place makes me feel like a HS reunion but only the people I like showed up

if someone doesn’t play the kazoo at my funeral imma be so pissed.

I’ll always be someone who matches others energy

Yo Bluesky! What do we think of posting Stand Up Comedy clips? Here’s a quick one from the Laugh Factory in Chicago.

My biggest pet peeve is when someone says “can you have coffee (meeting, dinner, happy hour, etc) this week?” and I say, “sure, let me know what days you are available!” and they say “you tell me what works best for you.” No. No more coffee. I’m done.

Sunday’s are for listening to Sam Cooke and slow dancing in the kitchen

Just a friendly reminder that no one is ever “too busy” to contact you if you’re important to them.

idk how to explain it but twitter is the US and bluesky is canada

Absolutely perfection. Truly exquisite.

Twitter escapees are welcome on my account. 😬

Just when I think there’s no hope of uniting the country, the USPS announces a Betty White Stamp. Well played, postal workers. Well played.