Tiffany Olsen
@tiffanydolsen.bsky.social
I already knew Doug Wilson and people like him existed. What’s most upsetting to me is that I know plenty of people, mostly men, who don’t 100% agree with him, and would still accept a leader like him before ever accepting someone they see as progressive or liberal.
August 11, 2025 at 12:48 AM
I already knew Doug Wilson and people like him existed. What’s most upsetting to me is that I know plenty of people, mostly men, who don’t 100% agree with him, and would still accept a leader like him before ever accepting someone they see as progressive or liberal.
The most jarring part about living in this timeline is the dissonance between current events and advertising/capitalism. I’m supposed to care about masked men kidnapping my neighbors and also at-home laser hair removal.
July 12, 2025 at 8:05 PM
The most jarring part about living in this timeline is the dissonance between current events and advertising/capitalism. I’m supposed to care about masked men kidnapping my neighbors and also at-home laser hair removal.
Sometimes you go on social media to learn about ways to fight fascism and sometimes you go on there to find out how Stasia made someone who made an antipasto salad cry on the Fourth of July. ✨balance✨
July 10, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Sometimes you go on social media to learn about ways to fight fascism and sometimes you go on there to find out how Stasia made someone who made an antipasto salad cry on the Fourth of July. ✨balance✨
Some of y’all have never known the struggle of wanting to be a baseball cap girlie, but you can’t because your head is too big and your hair is too thick, and it shows.
June 21, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Some of y’all have never known the struggle of wanting to be a baseball cap girlie, but you can’t because your head is too big and your hair is too thick, and it shows.
Are the suburbs really suffocating me slowly with their poorly planned neighborhoods, strip malls, and parking lots, or do I just need a vacation?
June 20, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Are the suburbs really suffocating me slowly with their poorly planned neighborhoods, strip malls, and parking lots, or do I just need a vacation?
Kids, gather round for some marriage advice: get a prenup not for money stuff, but about important things like forbidding your spouse from buying a huge watermelon that takes up a third of your fridge.
June 18, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Kids, gather round for some marriage advice: get a prenup not for money stuff, but about important things like forbidding your spouse from buying a huge watermelon that takes up a third of your fridge.
We all have a Jane Fairfax in our life. If you don’t have one…then you are Jane.
June 14, 2025 at 1:36 AM
We all have a Jane Fairfax in our life. If you don’t have one…then you are Jane.
If you’re having major renovations done to your home, the polite thing to do would be to share it all, every step of the way, on your neighborhood Facebook group. Give your nosy neighbors what they want, what they crave, what they NEED.
June 3, 2025 at 8:52 PM
If you’re having major renovations done to your home, the polite thing to do would be to share it all, every step of the way, on your neighborhood Facebook group. Give your nosy neighbors what they want, what they crave, what they NEED.
What’s the worst side at a barbecue restaurant and why is it coleslaw?
May 30, 2025 at 9:30 PM
What’s the worst side at a barbecue restaurant and why is it coleslaw?
Them: How are you?
Me: I’m good, how are you?
My newest enemy: I’m doing *well*
Me: I’m good, how are you?
My newest enemy: I’m doing *well*
May 28, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Them: How are you?
Me: I’m good, how are you?
My newest enemy: I’m doing *well*
Me: I’m good, how are you?
My newest enemy: I’m doing *well*
Is there a national registry or something where we can sign up to not see any ads whatsoever for the new Fin@l Dest!nation movie? I’d be willing to pay up to $19.99 to avoid them.
May 3, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Is there a national registry or something where we can sign up to not see any ads whatsoever for the new Fin@l Dest!nation movie? I’d be willing to pay up to $19.99 to avoid them.
Romance writers will (and have) done more for the birth rate in America than JD Vance and the right will ever do.
April 26, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Romance writers will (and have) done more for the birth rate in America than JD Vance and the right will ever do.
Book characters surrounded by stable long-term couples and smitten new relationships: Well, I saw that one bad relationship and now I know all of you are doomed or faking it.
April 11, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Book characters surrounded by stable long-term couples and smitten new relationships: Well, I saw that one bad relationship and now I know all of you are doomed or faking it.
Younger daughter’s shoelace broke this morning and then on the walk to the car (while it’s sprinkling) she says “the rain feels lonely” in case you’re wondering how baby enneagram 4s are born.
April 11, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Younger daughter’s shoelace broke this morning and then on the walk to the car (while it’s sprinkling) she says “the rain feels lonely” in case you’re wondering how baby enneagram 4s are born.
If I had the ability to go back in time like the characters in About Time, I’d use it almost exclusively to go back to before I accidentally clicked on an Instagram ad.
March 31, 2025 at 9:03 PM
If I had the ability to go back in time like the characters in About Time, I’d use it almost exclusively to go back to before I accidentally clicked on an Instagram ad.
I have no explanation for this, but all these photos and clips of podcasters recording while sitting in lounge chairs with huge microphones in front of their face annoy the snot out of me.
March 27, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I have no explanation for this, but all these photos and clips of podcasters recording while sitting in lounge chairs with huge microphones in front of their face annoy the snot out of me.
A moment of silent reflection for Pedro Pascal’s sigh in the AirPod commercial.
March 27, 2025 at 1:27 AM
A moment of silent reflection for Pedro Pascal’s sigh in the AirPod commercial.
I used to think, in the grand scheme of things and in light of all of human history, we spent an inordinate amount of time in school studying WWII. Based on current events and how people across the board aren’t vehemently opposing what’s happening, I’m thinking we didn’t study it enough.
March 1, 2025 at 1:18 AM
I used to think, in the grand scheme of things and in light of all of human history, we spent an inordinate amount of time in school studying WWII. Based on current events and how people across the board aren’t vehemently opposing what’s happening, I’m thinking we didn’t study it enough.
Pursuing biblical womanhood by making sure I always have a tent peg in my purse.
February 18, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Pursuing biblical womanhood by making sure I always have a tent peg in my purse.
Ended 2024 by going to the mall, just as my forerunners* would have wanted.
*Gen X
*Gen X
December 31, 2024 at 10:45 PM
Ended 2024 by going to the mall, just as my forerunners* would have wanted.
*Gen X
*Gen X