If it helps, eventually they just get you sick at the beginning of every school year when they are exposed to new kids and germs.

Lower stakes, but this happened at a live One Direction performance I attended in 2015 for Good Morning America. We booed an interviewer for lying & ABC used the delay to replace the boos with prerecorded cheering that they forced us to do earlier. Everything is manipulated.

I love my cat dearly, but if I got another cat, I’m sure my current cat would be the dumb one.

Perfect timing! Today is National Compliment Day. (Your posts make me feel confident. Thank you!)

I’ve spent a year listening to my parents say “nah, he doesn’t mean that” every time Trump promised to do something stupid. It’s maddening but there is some small vindication in being right (even though I’d much rather be wrong).

You know this picture happened right after the photographer said “just for fun let’s get a silly one”

It’s sad how plausible this seemed for a moment before I realized who posted it.

Several of my neighbors still have up their election signs that read TRUMP SAFETY / KAMALA CRIME. I want to print off the actions of the pardoned rioters and put them in their mailboxes.

My favorite from childhood. My mother can probably still recite it from memory.

Small and full of people he hates even though he needed them to get back in the White House.

Good.

What a gorgeous cat 😍

My polydactyl kitty Luigi