amburr 😈🐀
@tiempos.bsky.social
💜i’m so gay for my fiancée
💜any pronouns! 27 🔞MDNI
💜any pronouns! 27 🔞MDNI
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sometimes I gotta rub my face against my fiancée like a cat in a patch of catnip cuz she’s just so damn FINEEEEE ugh i am so gay
December 6, 2025 at 7:28 AM
sometimes I gotta rub my face against my fiancée like a cat in a patch of catnip cuz she’s just so damn FINEEEEE ugh i am so gay
i made me as a sonic character so that my fiancée would find me cool and iconic
December 4, 2025 at 8:45 AM
i made me as a sonic character so that my fiancée would find me cool and iconic
my parents took me to see Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron in the movie theaters, and wonder why I became a raging liberal when I grew up
December 3, 2025 at 7:20 PM
my parents took me to see Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron in the movie theaters, and wonder why I became a raging liberal when I grew up
i am so full of rabies now
December 1, 2025 at 7:26 PM
i am so full of rabies now
accidentally gave my wife a Hozier hyperfixation and it may be the best thing to ever happen cuz that man is my fave singer
November 26, 2025 at 7:49 PM
accidentally gave my wife a Hozier hyperfixation and it may be the best thing to ever happen cuz that man is my fave singer
unfortunately I wanna get back into league /neg
November 26, 2025 at 4:51 AM
unfortunately I wanna get back into league /neg
gonna whip and nae nae all up in this hoe
November 25, 2025 at 4:46 AM
gonna whip and nae nae all up in this hoe
grrrrr want to play ark w my wife grrrrr
November 20, 2025 at 8:53 PM
grrrrr want to play ark w my wife grrrrr
which is worse? Honkai Star Rail, or Ben Shapiro? You only have one bull3t. You cannot k!ll yourself.
November 16, 2025 at 4:27 AM
which is worse? Honkai Star Rail, or Ben Shapiro? You only have one bull3t. You cannot k!ll yourself.
that’s the thing Eggman. it’s like stroking a cock
November 16, 2025 at 4:15 AM
that’s the thing Eggman. it’s like stroking a cock
gonna flip my shit, stupid Dino game updates every damn time I try to play
November 13, 2025 at 1:41 AM
gonna flip my shit, stupid Dino game updates every damn time I try to play
ibs goin crazy tonight 🤙🤪
November 3, 2025 at 4:49 AM
ibs goin crazy tonight 🤙🤪
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Something gay needs to happen to me soon before I start beating someone with a hammer
October 26, 2025 at 6:22 AM
Something gay needs to happen to me soon before I start beating someone with a hammer
me n @mattressbugs.gay gonna have the cuntiest nissan Sentra in town
October 27, 2025 at 5:42 AM
me n @mattressbugs.gay gonna have the cuntiest nissan Sentra in town
we got dicks like jesus
October 18, 2025 at 2:09 AM
we got dicks like jesus
I fully pulled out my tits in front of my girlfriend. She says “woah.. I wonder if I can get into a lobby with that streamer I follow? He added me on Sonic!” She said all of this while my tits are still out
October 5, 2025 at 2:42 AM
I fully pulled out my tits in front of my girlfriend. She says “woah.. I wonder if I can get into a lobby with that streamer I follow? He added me on Sonic!” She said all of this while my tits are still out
my dog acts like any type of bag touching him is a punishable offense
September 26, 2025 at 8:53 PM
my dog acts like any type of bag touching him is a punishable offense
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I need to throb inside someone’s dad
September 15, 2025 at 3:57 PM
I need to throb inside someone’s dad
gf is asleep and i am watching a youtube video peacefully when she shifted and started sleep talking under her breath. I asked her, “what?” And she, still asleep, raises her voice and says “ranting about me in my own home?”
September 16, 2025 at 7:34 AM
gf is asleep and i am watching a youtube video peacefully when she shifted and started sleep talking under her breath. I asked her, “what?” And she, still asleep, raises her voice and says “ranting about me in my own home?”
yall ever sneeze immediately post-nut and rocket launch the dick n all of the nut out of u?
August 29, 2025 at 1:19 AM
yall ever sneeze immediately post-nut and rocket launch the dick n all of the nut out of u?
paul blart sucked all of the glucose out of my diabetic father and let him die
August 14, 2025 at 1:11 AM
paul blart sucked all of the glucose out of my diabetic father and let him die