Rob Barker
@tiemachine.bsky.social
Social media manager, writer, listener. He/him. Also known as Mr. Hurry Little Strawberry Yoghurt,
Being anti fascist is now far left according to @theguardian.com and the Overton window is somewhere over the rainbow apparently
September 22, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Being anti fascist is now far left according to @theguardian.com and the Overton window is somewhere over the rainbow apparently
Is Peach another one of those Mar-A-Lago girls?
August 15, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Is Peach another one of those Mar-A-Lago girls?
And in my copy of The Sundays’ Reading, Writing & Arithmetic’. This was from Cambridge Junction and I was there.
June 6, 2025 at 9:05 PM
And in my copy of The Sundays’ Reading, Writing & Arithmetic’. This was from Cambridge Junction and I was there.
Just found a setlist in this copy of Peter Gabriel’s So
June 6, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Just found a setlist in this copy of Peter Gabriel’s So
Just time for a quick bite of an apple while walking Club Mill Road. Less caravans than previously. I miss them
January 21, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Just time for a quick bite of an apple while walking Club Mill Road. Less caravans than previously. I miss them
Looks like there’s a new Underworld album coming out
July 31, 2024 at 2:38 PM
Looks like there’s a new Underworld album coming out
Just opened a pack of these and a bunny jumped out and bit me.
May 30, 2024 at 8:52 PM
Just opened a pack of these and a bunny jumped out and bit me.
Stories are everywhere. This is B&Q
April 22, 2024 at 11:07 AM
Stories are everywhere. This is B&Q
Rectangular crumpet. Just feels like it’s against God somehow
April 21, 2024 at 9:19 AM
Rectangular crumpet. Just feels like it’s against God somehow
Airfryers. They get shit done and are my choice for kitchen appliance I’d like to become dominant species on Earth in a Planet of the Apes stylee
March 24, 2024 at 5:31 PM
Airfryers. They get shit done and are my choice for kitchen appliance I’d like to become dominant species on Earth in a Planet of the Apes stylee
I’ve never read more than a couple of pages of this in one sitting but this is a good one
March 16, 2024 at 1:25 PM
I’ve never read more than a couple of pages of this in one sitting but this is a good one
Someone tried to break into a warehouse with a birdhouse
February 22, 2024 at 9:52 AM
Someone tried to break into a warehouse with a birdhouse
Took a while but I finally got my brexit benefit
October 20, 2023 at 6:14 AM
Took a while but I finally got my brexit benefit
Nature working at breakneck speed this time of year. I placed the keyboard against the wall last night. During the night a spider spun a web across it and a Daddy Long Legs flew into it.
September 11, 2023 at 7:15 AM
Nature working at breakneck speed this time of year. I placed the keyboard against the wall last night. During the night a spider spun a web across it and a Daddy Long Legs flew into it.
Looks like a puppet of himself
August 25, 2023 at 9:33 AM
Looks like a puppet of himself
This was like walking in on an argument: a situationist back-and-forth I found in Shalesmoor during my lunch break yesterday called Under the Slab, the Garden! Which I can find no information about anywhere apart from this skeet.
August 18, 2023 at 9:51 PM
This was like walking in on an argument: a situationist back-and-forth I found in Shalesmoor during my lunch break yesterday called Under the Slab, the Garden! Which I can find no information about anywhere apart from this skeet.
Just id’ed Burdock for the first time (Ponderosa Park Sheffield get down now) which is a thrill but now I’m seeing it everywhere.
August 16, 2023 at 7:25 AM
Just id’ed Burdock for the first time (Ponderosa Park Sheffield get down now) which is a thrill but now I’m seeing it everywhere.
Found this round Mum’s, the hound.
August 12, 2023 at 10:01 PM
Found this round Mum’s, the hound.
I’m trying to write a series of video game walks in Skyrim inspired by Mark Richards’ beautiful guides but just discovered this glitch in The Reach, a little way north of Chillwind Depths. Guess I should include it?
August 8, 2023 at 12:07 PM
I’m trying to write a series of video game walks in Skyrim inspired by Mark Richards’ beautiful guides but just discovered this glitch in The Reach, a little way north of Chillwind Depths. Guess I should include it?
You guys I think we were misreading this
July 4, 2023 at 11:00 AM
You guys I think we were misreading this
Also, these bastards
June 27, 2023 at 11:09 PM
Also, these bastards