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tieftrash.bsky.social
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they/them, late 20s, fandom and occassional smut poster

jerry date everything is currently my wife

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tieftrash.bsky.social
Saw a goofy vintage ad and immediately turned it into a Jerry pinup thing because of course. Of Course.

#dateeverything #dateeverythingjerry #jerrydateeverything
Pin-up style photo of Jerry from Date Everything using a Cricketeer suit ad from 1972 as a background and pose/colour reference. Jerry has a flustered expression and a tan suit with a gold tie and dark socks and shoes. He is posed suggestively with his legs up behind his shoulders and his hands balled in front of him, and his body is wrapped in a string of lights that are implied to be binding him in this position. He is covered in a variety of stickers, paper, and other clutter. There is a much smaller version of Jerry in the corner standing upright to show the suit fully. The top line of the ad reads "Anything you can do out of a suit, you can now do in a suit.". The logo reads "Cricketeer" with the tagline "Our suit does anything you can." The small text describes the suits material, flexibility, and cost, and suggests it gives "almost as much freedom as the birthday suit". The original Cricketeer suit ad from 1972. Unlike the Jerry pinup version, the original features a photograph of a man in a tan suit with a confident smile. His hands are loosely clasped in front of him, and he is freely posed with his legs behind his shoulders rather than tied up in the position. His suit does not have any clutter present. The top line of the ad reads "Anything you can do out of a suit, you can now do in a suit.". The logo reads "Cricketeer" with the tagline "Our suit does anything you can." The small text describes the suits material, flexibility, and cost, and suggests it gives "almost as much freedom as the birthday suit".
September 15, 2025 at 4:39 AM
tieftrash.bsky.social
"O-oof! Hehe, that.. that really took the breath right outta me.."

(imagine Vaughn Trapp standing just off camera, I'll draw him for real next time xD)

#dateeverything #dateeverythingjerry #jerryjunkdrawer #dateeverythingnsfw
#dateeverythingpackrat
A sketched pinup illustration of Jerry from the game Date Everything being lightly pinned by a mousetrap (implied to be Vaughn Trapp) the size of his own body. He's posed on his back with legs and arms splayed, wearing sock garters and striped blue boxers that vaguely show the outline of his erection. His expression is flushed and nervously excited, and his glasses have been knocked aside among the oversized objects scattered on the junk drawer floor.
August 21, 2025 at 3:29 AM
tieftrash.bsky.social
jacques would insist on carrying him over the threshold (even if it took like four tries)

they're married ur honour.. they live in a little dollhouse together in domestic bliss..

#dateeverything #jerryjunkdrawer #jerrydateeverything #captainjacquespierrot #jacquesdateeverything
A comic panel featuring Captain Jacques Pierrot (from Date everything) carrying Jerry (Date everything) over the threshold of a dollhouse as if they were newlyweds. Jacques is smiling but clearly straining to do this, while Jerry nervously clings to his partner's face and hair while his legs flail out. In the background you can faintly see the dollhouse's main room, with an open front door and a roughly drawn portrait of the couple together. Dialogue: Jerry: Hey! We did it~ Jacques: Course we did! It's-erk-n-nothing to carry some w-willowy waif such as yerself! Jerry: O-oh! Thank you? I guess? Jacques (whispering): (..can you let go of my hair though) Jerry (whispering): (s-sorry!!!)
August 6, 2025 at 1:14 PM
tieftrash.bsky.social
he had me at "cheese and crackers" 😭

(i wanna draw more of him but oh man i'm not ready to draw that outfit yet)

#dateeverything #dateeverythingjerry
A black & white bust drawing of Jerry the junk drawer from the videogame "Date Everything" by Sassy Chap Games. He's looking out in the distance with a frantic expression.
July 10, 2025 at 10:07 AM
tieftrash.bsky.social
"H-hey, that's my dress!" #enf #euf
A young woman is caught by surprise mid-stretch as a small bird struggles to lift the back of her dress and petticoat. This lifting reveals the top of her dark stockings and her lacy black panties, and she appears embarrassed to be accidentally exposed.
March 14, 2025 at 4:17 AM
tieftrash.bsky.social
horns.. and tails.. 😳 my old twitter account wasn't called tieftrash for nothing
A tiefling woman with short goat horns, short black curly hair, tan skin, and a shiny black bra, panties, and sheer stockings. She is on all fours with her ass in the air, blushing and looking happily surprised to have her tail tugged by a faceless figure behind her. The figure is also lightly pushing her head down using one of her horns.
March 14, 2025 at 3:06 AM