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It's been a while since I've seen the pigeon place this crowded
Lots of pigeons, around twenty of them, hanging out under plants in an urban planting, that are maybe better described more as small trees than large bushes.
November 30, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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LAN party
The upper part of an outdoor light that has several spider webs on it. It's night time and the light shines into the webs, making them very clearly visible. In the background there is a body of water that is mostly black, with city lights on its edges.
September 29, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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An collage image where a cat is looking at housekeeping products: roll of paper towels, clorox spray, a sponge and a vacuum cleaner. Text on top of the image says "why is it so sisyphean." It looks like the cat is saying it, frustrated.
September 24, 2025 at 12:36 PM
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Me: This mummy ain't shit

*five minutes later*
Cro-Magnon artists painting woolly mammoths in Font-de-Gaume, AMNH, by Charles R. Knight (1920).
September 18, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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I went to a normal looking store today and was utterly shocked and disgusted by what I saw there. Human remains on sale?! Is this really the society we are living in now?
Dump bin full of mesh bags that contain products shaped like skulls and other human bones. One of the bags has a label saying Happy Halloween.
September 13, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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When you post a comment and the OP gives you a like:
Edmund Leighton's The Accolade from 1901. A painting of a young queen knighting a man. She has reddish hair and wears a white dress with golden embroidery and has a crown on her head. He is kneeling in front of her with a bowed head and his knees on a pillow. He wears a ring armor and red surcoat. This is clearly a great honor for him. There is a darker red tapestry on the wall and there are people watching the event from side. The painting has a strongly romanticized feel to it.
September 8, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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Conductor Jackdaw is making sure everyone gets into the train before it leaves
A jackdaw is standing on a rust-spotted railing. On background there's a wall that's partially painted light green and partially tiled with white tiles.
August 21, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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It's funny how much the skibidi toilet video series has changed over time. The first picture is from the original video from 2023, and the second one is from the latest, episode 79 (part 2), released today.
Half-Life 2's male_07's head looking up from bowl with an extremely exaggerated and creepy grin. In the center, Duchess Astro Toilet in her Duchess Astro Titan form. Basically a very dark-colored feminine giant robot, but with a young woman's non-robotic looking head. She has a mechanical halo wheel of sorts over her head that has glowing red parts, and a similar wheel, but bigger, behind her back. Her expression is serious. To the left of her there's a normal sized astro toilet in sky, looking tiny in comparison. To the right of her there's an even larger figure partially visible, menacing with shoulder spikes and glowing barbed wire around arm and orange glowing thing on its chest. It's the Watchman of Doom, corrupted TV Titan Man. On background there are gloomy dark blue clouds.
August 20, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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The wall riding unfortunately doesn't look as good as a still image
The Biker Mice from Mars are riding in a part of a cylindrical tunnel that's making a curve. They ride so fast they're riding practically on the wall of the tunnel. The mice trio are riding their bikes towards the camera in a diagonal composition which gives the picture a feeling of speed.
August 17, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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I like the shot where they're riding on the wall of the cylindrical part of the sewer pipe. Lawrence Limburger's face is also animated with more exaggeration than usual
August 17, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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This is a cool individual frame from Biker Mice from Mars.

They're blowing open a steel door in front of them, and the frame can't really be seen in its full glory in video form. I'll post a clip to give it context in replies. There's another nice short moment in it too! #bikermice
The Biker Mice from Mars are seen from behind, sitting on their bikes. In front of them is a blinding white explosion that makes the mice visible only by the parts of them that are in the shadow of the light from the explosion. The picture is very stylized and completely black and white.
August 17, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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Parked delivery robots
Three delivery robots on sidewalk are facing the wall in front of a grocery store. They look like plastic tubs with six wheels and a tall antenna with a LED-lit plastic flag on top. They have blue and white taping on them, with several brand marks on them. Their front lights are on, outshining the street lighting, lighting up the wall in evening.
August 17, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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Gull loaves of summer
Adolescent common gull is loafing on mix of sand and gravel. Another one is standing next to it. Various small plants are growing from the ground on background. It's very late afternoon or early evening in the photo, shadows are long and the light has a slight warm yellow tone to it. Adolescent common gull is loafing on stone-paved ground. Adolescent common gull is loafing on stone-paved ground.
August 17, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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Do I look like I know hwat a more ambient, pervasive, and multi-modal future of Windows, promoting voice as a primary input method in the wake of AI is? I just want a picture of a god-dang hotdog!
Hank Hill is at a print shop, looking frustrated as he talks to a clerk.
August 14, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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The picture reminds me of this gull sighting I made recently
A common gull stands on the flat top of a modern lamp post that's just a vertical cylinder. The circular top of the post has a small raised part in the middle, and the gull has its other foot partially on the raised part, making it look like it's raising its ankle. On background there are tree canopies and in the distance the wall of an apartment building. Sunlight in the picture has the warm tint of a late afternoon or an early evening.
August 11, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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Legal advice: if the prosecutor seems suspicious, it's a good idea to shake them to see if bribes fall out #bikermice
August 10, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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I finally finished reading the Iliad. It was a tough read, a poetic translation from 1919 (not the one used in the picture btw), so I'm commemorating the feat with this meme. The list of ships was a slog, but the moment where Hector had broken Achaeans' gates impressed me.
[sans-serif font] If you can't handle me at my [serif font] THE CATALOGUE OF THE GRECIAN SHIPS AND CAPTAINS [sans-serif font] you don't deserve me at my [serif font ] And in rush’d Hector, fierce and grim as any stormy night; His brass arms round about his breast reflected terrible light; Each arm held-up held each a dart; his presence call’d up all The dreadful spirits his being held, that to the threaten’d wall None but the Gods might check his way; his eyes were furnaces .
August 9, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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I used to be terrible at starting conversations, but today I found a good icebreaker
An ice-breaking ship is docked next to a shipyard building. It is surrounded by several cranes. It has a light yellow superstructure and black hull.
August 7, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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Get down from there before you hurt yourself
A gray granite ball is somehow perched high on a tree branch. The tree has no leaves. On background there is an old apartment or office building, partially lit by sunset light. Parts of other green-leafed trees are visible around the dead tree.
August 5, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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I have an idea
A two-person bed has two bedside floor lamps on either side of it, that have bent over the bed because they are also articulable robot arms. At the end of each robot arm, after the lamp part, there is an RBG lit motorized jerk off device.
July 29, 2025 at 1:55 PM
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When someone is trying to hurt your furry friends
July 24, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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Let's rock & ride
July 23, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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Time for the goon roping competition, bros
July 23, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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Houndeye from Half-Life
July 23, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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Still unaware of the dangers of the world, the young one is exploring its surroundings, while the adults of the pack keep it protected.
A small excavator in the middle of an opening next to a very large excavator demolition attachment. There are other noticeably larger excavators around it. The others are mostly only partially visible. They all are next to a building that's awaiting demolition.
July 22, 2025 at 2:52 PM