Tiden, Hyper-Muscular
@tiden.blimps.xyz
Extremely large cat entity.
Less-horny posting at @tiden
Stream Announcements at @tidenstreams
🌉 bridged from ⁂ https://blimps.xyz/@tiden, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact
Less-horny posting at @tiden
Stream Announcements at @tidenstreams
🌉 bridged from ⁂ https://blimps.xyz/@tiden, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact
*looks down, points at you*
Tiny.
Tiny.
December 6, 2025 at 6:39 AM
*looks down, points at you*
Tiny.
Tiny.
What, turning me into a shiny, squeaky, expandable Mewtwo?
That's supposed to be a bad thing?
That's supposed to be a bad thing?
December 2, 2025 at 11:36 PM
What, turning me into a shiny, squeaky, expandable Mewtwo?
That's supposed to be a bad thing?
That's supposed to be a bad thing?
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wobblwobblwobblwobblwobblwobbl...
Uh oh, jiggly.
Uh oh, jiggly.
November 25, 2025 at 8:07 PM
wobblwobblwobblwobblwobblwobbl...
Uh oh, jiggly.
Uh oh, jiggly.
wobblwobblwobblwobblwobblwobbl...
Uh oh, jiggly.
Uh oh, jiggly.
November 25, 2025 at 8:07 PM
wobblwobblwobblwobblwobblwobbl...
Uh oh, jiggly.
Uh oh, jiggly.
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me with a monobutt that makes a wobbly timpani drum sound when they bump into you...
November 23, 2025 at 7:23 AM
me with a monobutt that makes a wobbly timpani drum sound when they bump into you...
me with a monobutt that makes a wobbly timpani drum sound when they bump into you...
November 23, 2025 at 7:23 AM
me with a monobutt that makes a wobbly timpani drum sound when they bump into you...
yeah i'm into 3B:
Big
Bulging
Biceps
What? Is that not what it means?
Big
Bulging
Biceps
What? Is that not what it means?
November 17, 2025 at 2:30 AM
yeah i'm into 3B:
Big
Bulging
Biceps
What? Is that not what it means?
Big
Bulging
Biceps
What? Is that not what it means?
What if we cuddled and we were both big, inflated beefcakes...
November 14, 2025 at 3:56 AM
What if we cuddled and we were both big, inflated beefcakes...
a Mobian-shaped Tiden would either be super fun or super weird...
November 9, 2025 at 5:59 PM
a Mobian-shaped Tiden would either be super fun or super weird...
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large cats in rubber suits...
November 6, 2025 at 4:39 PM
large cats in rubber suits...
large cats in rubber suits...
November 6, 2025 at 4:39 PM
large cats in rubber suits...
Uh oh, you have to take a VERY EXPANDABLE CAT on a date. What do you do to/with them?
November 5, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Uh oh, you have to take a VERY EXPANDABLE CAT on a date. What do you do to/with them?
*points at the concept of hyperinflation* it me
November 4, 2025 at 4:49 PM
*points at the concept of hyperinflation* it me
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*Looms, flexes, bulges, etc.*
November 1, 2025 at 9:35 PM
*Looms, flexes, bulges, etc.*
*Looms, flexes, bulges, etc.*
November 1, 2025 at 9:35 PM
*Looms, flexes, bulges, etc.*
Me, a beefcake? 🥺🥺🥺
October 31, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Me, a beefcake? 🥺🥺🥺
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You: "But, like, what's your gender?"
Me: "Big."
You: "But that doesn't--"
*Leans forward and smothers under their colossal breasts*
Shush~
Me: "Big."
You: "But that doesn't--"
*Leans forward and smothers under their colossal breasts*
Shush~
October 26, 2025 at 10:17 AM
You: "But, like, what's your gender?"
Me: "Big."
You: "But that doesn't--"
*Leans forward and smothers under their colossal breasts*
Shush~
Me: "Big."
You: "But that doesn't--"
*Leans forward and smothers under their colossal breasts*
Shush~
You: "But, like, what's your gender?"
Me: "Big."
You: "But that doesn't--"
*Leans forward and smothers under their colossal breasts*
Shush~
Me: "Big."
You: "But that doesn't--"
*Leans forward and smothers under their colossal breasts*
Shush~
October 26, 2025 at 10:17 AM
You: "But, like, what's your gender?"
Me: "Big."
You: "But that doesn't--"
*Leans forward and smothers under their colossal breasts*
Shush~
Me: "Big."
You: "But that doesn't--"
*Leans forward and smothers under their colossal breasts*
Shush~
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can't be affected by aws downtime if you run all of your services on a 10 year old dual-core in your closet :drgn_think:
October 20, 2025 at 9:24 AM
can't be affected by aws downtime if you run all of your services on a 10 year old dual-core in your closet :drgn_think:
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[kink, weird]
if a renamon wanted to digitize me and fill me with bloatware I'd have a hard time saying no
if a renamon wanted to digitize me and fill me with bloatware I'd have a hard time saying no
October 19, 2025 at 9:33 AM
[kink, weird]
if a renamon wanted to digitize me and fill me with bloatware I'd have a hard time saying no
if a renamon wanted to digitize me and fill me with bloatware I'd have a hard time saying no
[kink, weird]
if a renamon wanted to digitize me and fill me with bloatware I'd have a hard time saying no
if a renamon wanted to digitize me and fill me with bloatware I'd have a hard time saying no
October 19, 2025 at 9:33 AM
[kink, weird]
if a renamon wanted to digitize me and fill me with bloatware I'd have a hard time saying no
if a renamon wanted to digitize me and fill me with bloatware I'd have a hard time saying no
Wet T-shirt contest? Nah, would rather do an inflation contest. First one to pop loses~
October 17, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Wet T-shirt contest? Nah, would rather do an inflation contest. First one to pop loses~
Rolling around and inflating while waiting for gotosocial to finish migrating after an update.
October 13, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Rolling around and inflating while waiting for gotosocial to finish migrating after an update.