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special interests include the muppets, critical role, and the titan submarine disaster
“WhAt iF yOuR fAv iS iN tHe FiLeS?!?”
I can assure you, Kermit the Frog is not in those damn files
I can assure you, Kermit the Frog is not in those damn files
December 3, 2025 at 6:41 PM
“WhAt iF yOuR fAv iS iN tHe FiLeS?!?”
I can assure you, Kermit the Frog is not in those damn files
I can assure you, Kermit the Frog is not in those damn files
Semler writes songs for folks who give their D&D characters severe religious trauma
October 30, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Semler writes songs for folks who give their D&D characters severe religious trauma
In my journey of fucking with scammers, it seems that picking up the phone and playing a baby crying sound is the best way to get them to hang up.
October 21, 2025 at 4:25 PM
In my journey of fucking with scammers, it seems that picking up the phone and playing a baby crying sound is the best way to get them to hang up.
At 7 PM PST tonight Brennan Lee Mulligan shot me in the face with a shotgun?!?? Live on Twitch?!? Holy cold open Batman
October 3, 2025 at 2:15 AM
At 7 PM PST tonight Brennan Lee Mulligan shot me in the face with a shotgun?!?? Live on Twitch?!? Holy cold open Batman
“I Know the End” has hit the new D&D character playlist. Trauma is on the table for EVERYONE.
September 30, 2025 at 9:47 PM
“I Know the End” has hit the new D&D character playlist. Trauma is on the table for EVERYONE.
I personally hope that bullying Ned Fulmer becomes a triennial tradition every September
September 19, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I personally hope that bullying Ned Fulmer becomes a triennial tradition every September
Personally I think we should hire the Etsy witches for Ned Fulmer and see what happens
September 19, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Personally I think we should hire the Etsy witches for Ned Fulmer and see what happens
D&D camp is in 5 days. Nothing, NOTHING but southern gothic necromancy on the mind right now
September 8, 2025 at 2:29 AM
D&D camp is in 5 days. Nothing, NOTHING but southern gothic necromancy on the mind right now
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2 years ago today, the OceanGate submersible went missing on its way to visit the Titanic.
June 18, 2025 at 4:13 AM
2 years ago today, the OceanGate submersible went missing on its way to visit the Titanic.
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Happy Pride Month! 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
June 1, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Happy Pride Month! 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
pack it up, pride month is over
June 1, 2025 at 5:40 PM
pack it up, pride month is over
saw Benson Boone’s music referred to as “hootin & hollerin core” the other day and my mind lingers on the accuracy
June 1, 2025 at 11:37 AM
saw Benson Boone’s music referred to as “hootin & hollerin core” the other day and my mind lingers on the accuracy
Don’t listen to “The Winner Takes it All” before wrapping up a 2.5 year long D&D campaign if you’re not planning on sobbing about it
May 19, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Don’t listen to “The Winner Takes it All” before wrapping up a 2.5 year long D&D campaign if you’re not planning on sobbing about it
!!!!!🚨🚨YOU WALK LIKE A BITCH, WHEN I WAS 10 SOMEONE SAID THAT 🚨🚨🚨
a white car is driving down a road with a hood scoop
ALT: a white car is driving down a road with a hood scoop
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January 18, 2025 at 7:19 PM
!!!!!🚨🚨YOU WALK LIKE A BITCH, WHEN I WAS 10 SOMEONE SAID THAT 🚨🚨🚨
War of the Rohirrim is for the HORSE GIRLIES. It’s for HORSE GIRLS and peepee poopoo man enjoyers
December 14, 2024 at 4:44 AM
War of the Rohirrim is for the HORSE GIRLIES. It’s for HORSE GIRLS and peepee poopoo man enjoyers
sometimes I think of gummygoo and have to stop myself from crying in public
November 24, 2024 at 3:54 PM
sometimes I think of gummygoo and have to stop myself from crying in public
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I just learned that Goodreads is owned by Jeff Bezos. An alternative is StoryGraph, a Black woman-owned platform (and yes it's really easy to transfer your lists from Goodreads to StoryGraph). You know, while we're moving things.
November 14, 2024 at 7:53 PM
I just learned that Goodreads is owned by Jeff Bezos. An alternative is StoryGraph, a Black woman-owned platform (and yes it's really easy to transfer your lists from Goodreads to StoryGraph). You know, while we're moving things.
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My dnd character reacting to trauma that I wrote
November 15, 2024 at 2:56 AM
My dnd character reacting to trauma that I wrote
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