Play some Noita, die a few times. Grind Runescape. Eat a pickle.
November 22, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Play some Noita, die a few times. Grind Runescape. Eat a pickle.
Due to finally getting rain in Phoenix I can put on a hoodie.
November 21, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Due to finally getting rain in Phoenix I can put on a hoodie.
Only if my body can be made into burgers.
November 21, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Only if my body can be made into burgers.
I aspire to be this dense.
November 20, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I aspire to be this dense.
Reading this like an anime protagonist after a crushing defeat.
November 20, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Reading this like an anime protagonist after a crushing defeat.
I only know lightning bolt.
November 19, 2025 at 9:32 PM
I only know lightning bolt.
What with it being proven not to work, I think consequences could be switched with purpose.
November 19, 2025 at 10:33 AM
What with it being proven not to work, I think consequences could be switched with purpose.
Don't get me wrong, I think theyre delicious.
November 18, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Don't get me wrong, I think theyre delicious.
When you got great titties why wouldn't you love a tuesday?
November 18, 2025 at 6:19 PM
When you got great titties why wouldn't you love a tuesday?
Every book on history ever will tell you this. It makes me crazy seeing the same shit over and over and over...
November 18, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Every book on history ever will tell you this. It makes me crazy seeing the same shit over and over and over...
I just slip them behind my eyes and let them dissolve.
November 16, 2025 at 1:50 PM
I just slip them behind my eyes and let them dissolve.
Is that virtual reality or we fuckin little people?
November 16, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Is that virtual reality or we fuckin little people?
Lemme get you a 32oz block of Velveeta, the American classic.
November 15, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Lemme get you a 32oz block of Velveeta, the American classic.
Ruin your ball love?? Nooo, you've got me all wrong. Im all about it, fill that mouth like a Roborovski dwarf hamster, im just making sure you dont forget!
November 15, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Ruin your ball love?? Nooo, you've got me all wrong. Im all about it, fill that mouth like a Roborovski dwarf hamster, im just making sure you dont forget!
How've we not completely wiped ourselves out
November 14, 2025 at 11:36 PM
How've we not completely wiped ourselves out
I did not have sexual relations with my mouth.
November 14, 2025 at 10:59 PM
I did not have sexual relations with my mouth.
Also honest question: is there a person staying wet/hard with him in their ear, "oh-ho-ho f-uh-uh-uh-uh-ck yo-uh-uh-uh-o f-ee-ee-ee-l s-oh-oh g-uh-uh-uh-d."
November 14, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Also honest question: is there a person staying wet/hard with him in their ear, "oh-ho-ho f-uh-uh-uh-uh-ck yo-uh-uh-uh-o f-ee-ee-ee-l s-oh-oh g-uh-uh-uh-d."