My mom came back from Mexico with snacks. One is like pizza cheetos and the other is like key lime oreos. The oreos said "have you tried them cold?" So im freezing them.

I fucking hate this thing, and whats frustrating is that someone out there thinks that this is hot. #furry

Idea: have a fantasy world with many mythical creatures, but they're all like, off brand versions of well known mythical creatures. For example: instead of a phoenix, you got a molotov cockatiel.

Dude, sick reference to Snoop Dogg smoking weed. I cant believe you're so clever. You were clever enough to bring up Snoop smoking weed in your tweet, because you KNEW that he smokes weed, And you KNEW that if you brought that up, that people would know that! And they would clap!

Laser pipe 2

I would like to share one of my most favorite images I've created. I give you: momongus
#chiikawa

Room view in vegas

Bruh, my dog.

Watching the dog show on TV, and they're doing the agility course. I just want to know when the dogs have to race the bug.