the squirrels have discovered they can see us through the windows, we are their zoo
December 27, 2025 at 10:35 PM
the squirrels have discovered they can see us through the windows, we are their zoo
no one does tame impala like tame impala
November 16, 2025 at 7:51 PM
no one does tame impala like tame impala
dogs in jackets dogs in jackets dogs in jackets
November 15, 2025 at 8:42 PM
dogs in jackets dogs in jackets dogs in jackets
-sees an ungodly creature straight out of a medieval bestiary-
*scoffs* another multi-hyphenate, whatever that means
*scoffs* another multi-hyphenate, whatever that means
October 15, 2025 at 12:58 AM
-sees an ungodly creature straight out of a medieval bestiary-
*scoffs* another multi-hyphenate, whatever that means
*scoffs* another multi-hyphenate, whatever that means
where is the nathan fielder bdsm episode
October 11, 2025 at 3:37 AM
where is the nathan fielder bdsm episode
i love the idea of gotham, a place where local government matters
October 3, 2025 at 2:53 AM
i love the idea of gotham, a place where local government matters
now ending phone calls by saying I must tend to my affairs
September 21, 2025 at 7:50 PM
now ending phone calls by saying I must tend to my affairs
shoutout to the guy watching severance while waiting for the severance screening to start
August 9, 2025 at 1:39 AM
shoutout to the guy watching severance while waiting for the severance screening to start
just saw someone walking four black pugs, cutest sign of the apocalypse so far
August 7, 2025 at 2:21 AM
just saw someone walking four black pugs, cutest sign of the apocalypse so far
best friend is reading a nixon biography, pray for me
July 23, 2025 at 9:07 PM
best friend is reading a nixon biography, pray for me
imagine this hell: you, like me, are a capricorn with adhd
June 25, 2025 at 2:16 AM
imagine this hell: you, like me, are a capricorn with adhd
don’t think of it as cleaning, think of it as getting rid of the cursed objects
June 16, 2025 at 1:21 PM
don’t think of it as cleaning, think of it as getting rid of the cursed objects
-raises hand slowly-
but teacher, what if the wrong people learn from history
but teacher, what if the wrong people learn from history
June 13, 2025 at 11:24 PM
-raises hand slowly-
but teacher, what if the wrong people learn from history
but teacher, what if the wrong people learn from history
living in fear that giving up dairy would cure me
April 21, 2025 at 8:51 PM
living in fear that giving up dairy would cure me
still recovering from being thrown off my soup game
April 19, 2025 at 2:08 AM
still recovering from being thrown off my soup game
rare moment of seriousness here, but between severance, the bear, and the pitt… stories about the extent and the ways in which work consumes our lives and how fucking hard that is on us are clearly resonating
April 10, 2025 at 5:04 AM
rare moment of seriousness here, but between severance, the bear, and the pitt… stories about the extent and the ways in which work consumes our lives and how fucking hard that is on us are clearly resonating
i’ve been thrown off my soup game
April 6, 2025 at 8:14 PM
i’ve been thrown off my soup game
autocorrect getting increasingly deranged
April 3, 2025 at 2:15 PM
autocorrect getting increasingly deranged
very upsetting to realize I do like attention
March 31, 2025 at 1:31 AM
very upsetting to realize I do like attention
landlady just texted us a Bernie sanders event
March 29, 2025 at 6:25 PM
landlady just texted us a Bernie sanders event
i want the most ridiculous latte i can get for eight dollars
March 18, 2025 at 10:53 PM
i want the most ridiculous latte i can get for eight dollars
okey dokey is really having a moment huh
March 6, 2025 at 5:54 AM
okey dokey is really having a moment huh
getting coffee before coffee, as god intended
February 17, 2025 at 4:27 PM
getting coffee before coffee, as god intended
say what you will about victorian medicine, the problem is definitely my nerves
February 12, 2025 at 5:36 AM
say what you will about victorian medicine, the problem is definitely my nerves