Is this an article from The Onion? Like???

Only .05%. I’m so sorry I let you down, mother 😭🖤

Any news like this is good news these days. 🫡

Find another sanctimonious leg to stand on when the man you voted for is an adjudicated rapist, on Epstein’s list, and putting people in his cabinet who are child predators. Nobody’s crying over here.

GOOD! The next person in the White House is going to give these pardons out like candy to people who absolutely do not deserve it. Can’t wait to watch MAGAts cry about this 🖕🏼

GOOD! The next person in the White House is going to give these pardons out like candy to people who absolutely do not deserve it. Can’t wait to watch MAGAts cry about this 🖕🏼

GOOD! The next person in the White House is going to give these pardons out like candy to people who absolutely do not deserve it. Can’t wait to watch MAGAts cry about this 🖕🏼

GOOD! The next person in the White House is going to give these pardons out like candy to people who absolutely do not deserve it. Can’t wait to watch MAGAts cry about this 🖕🏼

GOOD! The next person in the White House is going to give these pardons out like candy to people who absolutely do not deserve it. Can’t wait to watch MAGAts cry about this 🖕🏼

GOOD! The next person in the White House is going to give these pardons out like candy to people who absolutely do not deserve it. Can’t wait to watch MAGAts cry about this 🖕🏼

GOOD! The next person in the White House is going to give these pardons out like candy to people who absolutely do not deserve it. Can’t wait to watch MAGAts cry about this 🖕🏼

Feels like it’s been years ago 🥲