I wish. I pointed out that not only did I not set fire to the litter bin, but my attempt to put it out was a logical technique considering how much I'd had to drink and how full my bladder was.
December 16, 2025 at 12:46 PM
I wish. I pointed out that not only did I not set fire to the litter bin, but my attempt to put it out was a logical technique considering how much I'd had to drink and how full my bladder was.
You are a British icon.
There's a photograph of me in South Wales police records.
There's a photograph of me in South Wales police records.
December 15, 2025 at 9:42 PM
You are a British icon.
There's a photograph of me in South Wales police records.
There's a photograph of me in South Wales police records.
I'm not a fan. You can shove it up yer arse.
Were this "QI" a klaxon would sound at this point.
Were this "QI" a klaxon would sound at this point.
December 15, 2025 at 2:40 PM
I'm not a fan. You can shove it up yer arse.
Were this "QI" a klaxon would sound at this point.
Were this "QI" a klaxon would sound at this point.
That's deliciously bad
December 11, 2025 at 9:44 PM
That's deliciously bad
I remember the good old days when it was a playground and money laundering facility for Russian oligarchs.
November 27, 2025 at 8:51 AM
I remember the good old days when it was a playground and money laundering facility for Russian oligarchs.
Yes, we already had this debate in 1945. Turned out the side "just following orders" lost.
November 26, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Yes, we already had this debate in 1945. Turned out the side "just following orders" lost.
Love your policies as a whole but not sure about giving up nukes or joining EU. However, I would be OK joining the EU if we kept nukes as part of our alure to the Europeans.
November 24, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Love your policies as a whole but not sure about giving up nukes or joining EU. However, I would be OK joining the EU if we kept nukes as part of our alure to the Europeans.
I don't agree with sll your policies but I don't see immigration ss a problem and I don't want to give up my right to be free from state torture or to have my house taken away, or the right to due process as Reform are planning.
November 22, 2025 at 5:02 PM
I don't agree with sll your policies but I don't see immigration ss a problem and I don't want to give up my right to be free from state torture or to have my house taken away, or the right to due process as Reform are planning.
I'm glad the President is able to focus on the most pressing issues in these troubled times.
November 20, 2025 at 1:16 PM
I'm glad the President is able to focus on the most pressing issues in these troubled times.
Instead of a suit, he rocked up in a robe. No respect. Did he even thank Trump for ignoring the savage murder of a US resident?
November 19, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Instead of a suit, he rocked up in a robe. No respect. Did he even thank Trump for ignoring the savage murder of a US resident?
I'm broadly a supporter of your politics, but I hope you appreciate that historically, Putin's word isn't worth a rusty can of cold wee-wee.
November 19, 2025 at 6:53 PM
I'm broadly a supporter of your politics, but I hope you appreciate that historically, Putin's word isn't worth a rusty can of cold wee-wee.
Director of bone saw murder turns up in his bath robe.
November 19, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Director of bone saw murder turns up in his bath robe.
My imoji mirth isn't always an accurate reflection of my physical chuckle. It's more an appreciation of a well crafted witty post.
November 19, 2025 at 10:50 AM
My imoji mirth isn't always an accurate reflection of my physical chuckle. It's more an appreciation of a well crafted witty post.
Or just for sh*ts and giggles.
November 17, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Or just for sh*ts and giggles.
I don't know who this person is, but he sounds like a right shit-weazel
November 9, 2025 at 7:58 PM
I don't know who this person is, but he sounds like a right shit-weazel
I have a favourable opinion of him, but don't forget he's just a man with outside and family pressures, same as everyone else. I'm sure he has flaws, as do we all, but he gives us hope.
November 8, 2025 at 6:17 PM
I have a favourable opinion of him, but don't forget he's just a man with outside and family pressures, same as everyone else. I'm sure he has flaws, as do we all, but he gives us hope.
😱 a fate worse than a gherkin insertion.
November 7, 2025 at 5:26 PM
😱 a fate worse than a gherkin insertion.
Yes, more barbed than the Gherkin
November 7, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Yes, more barbed than the Gherkin
I'm not brave enough to try chemical enhancements, but if it works for you...
November 7, 2025 at 3:34 PM
I'm not brave enough to try chemical enhancements, but if it works for you...
That's much warmer than the narrow eyed look that Melania gives Donald.
November 7, 2025 at 2:19 PM
That's much warmer than the narrow eyed look that Melania gives Donald.