Jeremy Tice
@tice.me
Senior Engineer for MongoDB, board game enthusiast, Yankee fan, worship leader, father, husband, lover of bad jokes. Probably other descriptors, but I've gotta keep an air of mystery, right?
Twitter: @jetpacmonkey
Mastodon: @jetpacmonkey@mastodon.social
Twitter: @jetpacmonkey
Mastodon: @jetpacmonkey@mastodon.social
I'd really love it if my county could pull it together for once. I recognize it's not the way it tends to go in the suburbs, but it'd still make me happy.
November 5, 2025 at 4:31 AM
I'd really love it if my county could pull it together for once. I recognize it's not the way it tends to go in the suburbs, but it'd still make me happy.
Tonight's activity, checking in from section 424
October 2, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Tonight's activity, checking in from section 424
Trying to remember if I've ever seen a graph quite like this for something representing a full season (from @fangraphs.com). The closest thing I can think of is single-game WPA odds, but there are so many games played that you expect there to be some weird ones in there.
September 25, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Trying to remember if I've ever seen a graph quite like this for something representing a full season (from @fangraphs.com). The closest thing I can think of is single-game WPA odds, but there are so many games played that you expect there to be some weird ones in there.
Is this good? @benclemens.bsky.social @ewstats.com
September 14, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Is this good? @benclemens.bsky.social @ewstats.com
Facebook no! A"third reich" would absolutely not fix everything! @samreich.bsky.social @rbreich.bsky.social
August 15, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Facebook no! A"third reich" would absolutely not fix everything! @samreich.bsky.social @rbreich.bsky.social
Spotted in @craigcalcaterra.bsky.social's newsletter from this morning: Cleveland may not be willing to cave and change their name back, but Jonathan India is proactively bending the knee I guess!
July 30, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Spotted in @craigcalcaterra.bsky.social's newsletter from this morning: Cleveland may not be willing to cave and change their name back, but Jonathan India is proactively bending the knee I guess!
Facebook's AI suggestions seem... confused...
June 9, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Facebook's AI suggestions seem... confused...
It was a bit windy out today
May 31, 2025 at 5:40 PM
It was a bit windy out today
He wanted me to look it up in the dictionary, and... oh look it's a variant of the same word!
May 19, 2025 at 8:52 PM
He wanted me to look it up in the dictionary, and... oh look it's a variant of the same word!
And what a glorious Reuben it is
January 25, 2025 at 12:00 AM
And what a glorious Reuben it is
...and I want it painted black
January 13, 2025 at 1:49 PM
...and I want it painted black
Sure why not, here's me at 21!
December 16, 2024 at 2:28 PM
Sure why not, here's me at 21!
So the longest episode I, a Yankee fan, listened to this year was two self-professed Yankee haters (@joeposnanski.bsky.social and @kentremendous.bsky.social), talking about how much they enjoyed the Yankees losing in the world series. I think something might be wrong with me.
December 5, 2024 at 2:30 PM
So the longest episode I, a Yankee fan, listened to this year was two self-professed Yankee haters (@joeposnanski.bsky.social and @kentremendous.bsky.social), talking about how much they enjoyed the Yankees losing in the world series. I think something might be wrong with me.
Caramel apple empanada, oh how I've missed you
November 25, 2024 at 5:38 PM
Caramel apple empanada, oh how I've missed you
Going to Citi Field tonight and figured I shouldn't wear my Yankees hat/jersey, so instead I've got a Jet Lag: The Game hat, a @fangraphs.com hoodie, and a Dimension 20 t-shirt underneath it. You may have known I was a nerd, but did you know I was EVERY SINGLE KIND of nerd?
October 16, 2024 at 9:26 PM
Going to Citi Field tonight and figured I shouldn't wear my Yankees hat/jersey, so instead I've got a Jet Lag: The Game hat, a @fangraphs.com hoodie, and a Dimension 20 t-shirt underneath it. You may have known I was a nerd, but did you know I was EVERY SINGLE KIND of nerd?
Alright let's see some ball
October 5, 2024 at 10:03 PM
Alright let's see some ball
En route to the Bronx let's gooooo
October 5, 2024 at 8:04 PM
En route to the Bronx let's gooooo
I dunno I don't think they heard me
September 14, 2024 at 12:41 AM
I dunno I don't think they heard me
Let's play some baseball, gentlemen
September 13, 2024 at 11:02 PM
Let's play some baseball, gentlemen