bog witch era
tiaks.bsky.social
bog witch era
@tiaks.bsky.social
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YOU!

YOU are NOT optimizing your nutrient intake stack.

Adhere now to the
👉Carnival Diet👈

✅ Candied apples
✅ Cotton candy
❌ Woke meats
gummy worms are real?! where do they live, in the gummy earth? what do they feast upon? gummy corpses? Or regular ones???
November 14, 2025 at 8:00 PM
thinking about a glowing blue dog called a mana terrier
November 4, 2025 at 8:01 AM
(prosecution reading my freestyle) "take them to the gummy world/put them in the gummy earth/(...)harvest them for gummy worms"
November 3, 2025 at 3:02 AM
installing some new glands. these have never been seen before. some will never be seen again unless i go to the airport. their purpose? let's just say it's unclear at this stage
October 3, 2025 at 8:03 PM
You wouldn't poison a chalice.
You wouldn't perform necromancy.

Sharing our sect's 33 esoteric martial techniques is PROSCRIBED.
September 19, 2025 at 7:18 AM
there's no evidence this was politically motivated. in american culture, there is a practice of testing new weapons on random strangers. they call it tsujigiri (辻斬り). most daimyō proscribe it, yet it continues to occur across the 50 prefectures of america.
September 11, 2025 at 8:40 AM
I have no words. I pray that there is plenty of rye grass in the grassy plains of Elysion. May you rest in peace, Haru Urara. You did your best.
September 10, 2025 at 8:28 PM
old japanese fisherman opening VATS
September 10, 2025 at 8:03 PM
wow, those faroe island guys are getting pretty extreme
September 10, 2025 at 7:36 PM
(pointing at whatever you're drinking) Yum, lemme have some of that "Peg Powler's cream", 😋 or "Peg Powler's suds" 😋
July 29, 2025 at 8:06 PM
genuinely wish I had giant horse teeth. i want to bite a daikon radish in half
July 25, 2025 at 8:01 AM
(spraying fog into an abandoned subway car to subdue the bees after society collapses and deadly bees take over) almost forgot this was the whole point
July 25, 2025 at 8:00 AM
doctors gave up on euthanizing me because i was too annoying. now im making minimum wage doing felonies in the tunnels. never give up on your dreams
July 25, 2025 at 7:58 AM
you go to wtc ground zero and find the museum staffed by human-sized moles wearing those old mining caps with the flashlights. below, the tunnel colossus, megamole X, made from wet light and streaks of silver where souls were sucked in&rendered. inscribed:"to be clear we had nothing to do with this"
July 25, 2025 at 7:54 AM
maria-sama ga miteru black metal concept album
July 24, 2025 at 6:36 AM
pinned behind espresso machine as officer unloads m249 SAW at coffee shop in the process of conducting a wellness check
May 13, 2025 at 6:48 PM
calling up the poison control hotline for more poison
May 13, 2025 at 6:37 PM
so was gargamel some sort of racist caricature? i dont feel like googling it
May 13, 2025 at 6:16 PM
dreamt i could catch satellites and eat them. it remains my dream.
March 23, 2025 at 11:19 PM
silenced pistol puts two in the back of Slimer's head. body bag like a deflated parade float. into the big slurp of the East River. see you in hell
March 23, 2025 at 11:17 PM
(pulling a shape out of your wall) well, well, well. turns out that "rat" was nothing more than a horrible demon
March 23, 2025 at 11:11 PM
extending the pig leaf to my wretched foes
March 23, 2025 at 10:46 PM
regular reminder that im open to receive state secrets. i dont know what to do with them but im also open to suggestions
March 23, 2025 at 10:44 PM
EMT going through my lentils, chickpeas, etc
March 23, 2025 at 9:58 PM
infinite cress hack. unlimited water cress loophole.
March 19, 2025 at 11:25 AM