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Cadbury Creme Egg Enthusiast
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Bored, probably reading posts from the toilet.

Creme Eggs Consumed in 2026 Season: 2
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i was finally tearing through a stack of Star Wars comics that had grown quite unruly but then this little man very angrily demanded i become his bed
a very aggressively sleeping tuxedo cat
February 8, 2026 at 8:28 AM
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'TIS THE SEASON, MOTHERFUCKERS
a 5 pack of Cadbury Creme Eggs
February 5, 2026 at 4:38 AM
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RINGO ROUNDUP Feel free to share your own favorite Ringos.
Ringo Starr as drawn by Mike Wieringo for a joke project he was planning where Ringo would be on a superhero team. Ringo is in tactical superhero gear and a trench coat. He looks cool as fuck.
January 30, 2026 at 12:40 AM
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everyone keeps going to the Leader or Zippy the Pinhead but y'all motherfuckers keep forgetting about Sinestro
a very detailed painting of the Yellow Lantern Corps members looming behind a depiction of Sinestro in the foreground in all his mighty sixhead glory
January 30, 2026 at 12:10 AM
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Yourself, but as a cartoon
January 28, 2026 at 5:13 AM
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maybe someone will remember that scene from that movie

you know the one

it was such a fun movie
January 25, 2026 at 3:46 AM
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one of the many infamous panels of Gary Larson's "The Far Side" comic a children's playground slide looms large in the panel with a spider's web crossing it at the bottom two spiders sit atop one of the lower supports, conversing the caption below reads: "If we pull this off, we'll eat like kings."
January 24, 2026 at 4:57 AM
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more like this one but i swear it had different decals

there was a big, cartoony squawking chicken on one of the windows
a barn shaped plastic chicken egg vending machine
January 24, 2026 at 2:23 AM
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lmao this is the cover art for Wizards & Warriors 2!
the box for Iron Sword: Wizards & Warriors 2 for the NES it has the same image of Fabio brandishing a sword that Keezy posted
January 22, 2026 at 11:58 PM
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i am reminded of this
two city maps at the top is New York, a clean grid of city blocks and streets, labeled: "New York, because we want you to know where you are and how to get where you're going" on the bottom is a jumbled mess of convoluted curves intersected by cross streets at wild angles labeled: Boston. Because fuck you"
January 17, 2026 at 7:44 PM
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i cheat by keeping one of those marshmallow shakers on the table
jet puffed bits in a plastic shaker bottle they're the crunchy little marshmallows from the Swiss Miss packets
January 10, 2026 at 9:58 AM
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my friend was asking me what an unseen hazard of having a cat is and i mentioned that they leave claws around everywhere like little kids and lego

he didn't believe that they would big enough or sturdy enough to cause problems so i collected every stray claw i found for the past year
hundreds of cat claw husks of various sizes
January 1, 2026 at 5:24 PM
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Obscenely Wealthy Conservative And Family Abuse Public Housing System
Trump outside the White House
December 31, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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this comes to mind
PARODY ADVERTISEMENT CAPTAIN AMERICA: BANK ON IT! (Cap is thwarting a bank robbery) Robber: THIS MONEY WILL SOLVE OUR PROBLEMS! Captain America: NOT SO FAST! Robber: CAPTAIN AMERICA! KILL HIM! Cap: INSTEAD OF MAKING ME "BITE THE BIG ONE," WHY DON'T YOU TAKE A BIG BITE OF THESE DELICIOUS GOLDEN SPONGE CAKES WITH REAL CREAMED-FRUIT FILLING! Deadpool, who is every fruit pie Cap throws at the robbers: OH MY GOD. WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING? I KNEW THE MULTIVERSE CONTAINED EVERYTHING BUT I DIDN'T THINK IT'D HAVE A WEIRD 80'S PIE-ADVERTISING NOSTALGIA UNIVERSE WHERE I'M LIVING FRUIT PIES! Robber in a straw hat: DELICIOUS! AND THE CREAMED-FRUIT FILLING! Deadpool Pie 1: OH SWEET FUCK! THAT'S MY BODY! Deadpool Pie 2: I AM AN ALIVE FRUIT PIE AND YOU'RE EATING ME! OH GOD, OH NO, PLEASE! Mohawk Robber: THE WAY MY TALKING FRUIT PIE BEGGED FOR LIFE WILL HAUNT ME FOREVER. I CAN HEAR IT STILL. Cap: THAT'S ONE WAY TO TAKE A BITE OUT OF CRIME! Straw Hat Robber: I'VE DONE SOMETHING TODAY THAT I CAN NEVER TAKE BACK. Ad Copy: LIFE FEEDS ON LIFE! TRY A FRUIT PIE! Production staff credits: (HORTH, KOBLISH, ROSENBERG, SABINO)
December 27, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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REINFORCEMENTS HAVE ARRIVED!
a third 22" Sentinel with blast effects on its hands has joined the fray. the damaged unit hunkers between the two fully intact ones.
December 21, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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THIS UNIT IS TAKING DAMAGE
a battle damaged 22" Sentinel stands in disarray, visibly damaged on the face and chest. it is trying to defend its face with its hands. another Sentinel stands behind it, angrily clenching its fist at the unseen attackers
December 21, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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HALT, MUTANTS!
a 22" Sentinel figure points and clenches its fist
December 21, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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last weekend pancakes before Christmas
a plate of cut up pancakes covered in real maple syrup with a cup of coffee to the upper left and the various detritus from the rest of my meal in the distance
December 20, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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this reminds me in a way of these two pages from the Savage Avengers issue from Empyre
panel 1: the marquee of a luchador arena panel 2: two luchadors fight in a ring panel 3: Conan mocks the proceedings, "When does the real fighting begin?" and the two Mexican toughs in front of him glare back panel 1: the view of the two men. Conan is bemused, stuffing his face with a gigantic fucking burrito whilst holding a beer bottle overlaid upon the first panel: one of the two men swats Conan's burrito out of his hand panel 2: Conan is no longer bemused panel 3: Conan chugs his beer panel 4: Conan smirks as he smashes his beer bottle on the man's head
December 20, 2025 at 3:49 AM
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so...uhhhh...did we all just collectively move on from the trans rights trampling this morning as soon as the Larian AI thing happened or is it not showing as trending because Waffles
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December 16, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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holy shit this ad
a sketchy drawing of a woman sleeping with her eyes closed and mouth agape. she is on her back and her neck is partially visible. a line of what can only be described as "cum droplets" pours out of the corner of her mouth, down her cheek and onto her neck. the ad copy reads: "Sleep Apnea: The Main Cause And How To Avoid It"
December 2, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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a stropey boy tuxedo cat with a white nose and white feet sleeps peacefully on an Animal from the Muppets blanket. he has black toe beans
November 16, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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i am reminded of the classics
text reads: "i don't know how to describe it but the peas are upside down" image shows a plate of diner food: a small pot pie, some french fries and a pile of peas. the peas are indeed upside down, as if they were photoshopped onto the plate
November 13, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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= Newsweek Subscribe Sign In In a May Times story, the newspaper noted ongoing controversy and accusations from the group StopAntisemitism that suggested Ms. Rachel was paid by Hamas, which she denied writing in an email, "This accusation is not only absurd, it's patently false." She continued, "I've spent my life committed to the learning and well-being of children...I have always believed that safety and security are a basic human right for every child - so you see, caring about children in Gaza is a direct continuation of the work I've been doing most of my life. We don't care about only some of our students because of where those students were born, we care about every one of them."
November 13, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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there *is* Mutant League Football however, which ticks a few of those boxes
Mutant League Football by the old, good, Electronic Arts
November 11, 2025 at 4:19 AM