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@thwipthatthwip.bsky.social
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... alright.
your variant's pancake bot attacked me.
... what.
November 9, 2025 at 5:38 PM
... alright.
... what.
one of you have a pancake robot and it literally attacked me.
That's ... fair.
What did I do, this time?
What did I do, this time?
November 8, 2025 at 10:47 PM
... what.
That's ... fair.
What did I do, this time?
What did I do, this time?
yes YOU.
i got beef with one of you, that means i got beef with all of you.
i got beef with one of you, that means i got beef with all of you.
November 8, 2025 at 10:40 PM
That's ... fair.
What did I do, this time?
What did I do, this time?
–– I wonder if that Superhero Dispatch Network pays well ...
November 8, 2025 at 8:23 PM
–– I wonder if that Superhero Dispatch Network pays well ...
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Sometimes –– usually it's just bruises.
Wow, that was said with so much confidence I almost believed it.
Do people often punch blood out of you? Are you a gusher?
Do people often punch blood out of you? Are you a gusher?
I'm not a blusher, believe me.
The only red thing that'll appear on my body is my costume, and whatever blood that is punched out of me.
The only red thing that'll appear on my body is my costume, and whatever blood that is punched out of me.
November 6, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Sometimes –– usually it's just bruises.
I'm not a blusher, believe me.
The only red thing that'll appear on my body is my costume, and whatever blood that is punched out of me.
The only red thing that'll appear on my body is my costume, and whatever blood that is punched out of me.
You're blushing under that mask, aren't you?
What?! No!
What is with you –– ?!
What is with you –– ?!
November 6, 2025 at 7:00 PM
I'm not a blusher, believe me.
The only red thing that'll appear on my body is my costume, and whatever blood that is punched out of me.
The only red thing that'll appear on my body is my costume, and whatever blood that is punched out of me.
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* 𝒔𝒉𝒆'𝒔 𝒋𝒖𝒔𝒕 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍.
* 𝒔𝒉𝒆'𝒔 𝒋𝒖𝒔𝒕 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍.
November 4, 2025 at 7:20 AM
* 𝒔𝒉𝒆'𝒔 𝒋𝒖𝒔𝒕 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍.
* 𝒔𝒉𝒆'𝒔 𝒋𝒖𝒔𝒕 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍.
What?! No!
What is with you –– ?!
What is with you –– ?!
A teacher? So you're thinking I'm like a student? Like a little teacher-student roleplay, do you? Kinda sick, but I dig it.
No, no –– it's just ... y'know ...
... I'm a teacher, I happen to pick up on this kinda stuff.
... I'm a teacher, I happen to pick up on this kinda stuff.
November 6, 2025 at 6:52 PM
What?! No!
What is with you –– ?!
What is with you –– ?!
No, no –– it's just ... y'know ...
... I'm a teacher, I happen to pick up on this kinda stuff.
... I'm a teacher, I happen to pick up on this kinda stuff.
Weird thing to ask out of the blue, but alright.
No reason.
November 6, 2025 at 3:58 PM
No, no –– it's just ... y'know ...
... I'm a teacher, I happen to pick up on this kinda stuff.
... I'm a teacher, I happen to pick up on this kinda stuff.
No reason.
Yeah, why?
... Do you have ADHD?
November 6, 2025 at 2:25 PM
No reason.
... Do you have ADHD?
Kinda fucked up they're called human resources, isn't it? Treating humans like they're a resource? And then you're accusing me of that? No, man, you need to accuse, like, Stalin of that or something, I was always bad at history.
November 5, 2025 at 11:50 PM
... Do you have ADHD?
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"Wh –– ...
... I ...
... okay?"
He's getting super mixed feelings right now.
... I ...
... okay?"
He's getting super mixed feelings right now.
"Aren't you a fountain of confidence. I don't even care if you want a donut, I'm not getting you one."
"Alright, if you say so."
October 29, 2025 at 8:36 PM
"Wh –– ...
... I ...
... okay?"
He's getting super mixed feelings right now.
... I ...
... okay?"
He's getting super mixed feelings right now.
"Alright, if you say so."
"I didn't say Granny'd know I was there. Don't worry, I'll leave some change for the old fuck."
Aren't you banned?
October 29, 2025 at 5:32 PM
"Alright, if you say so."
Aren't you banned?
Heading to Granny's for a coffee and a donut, anybody want anything?
October 29, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Aren't you banned?
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"Look, up in the sky!"
"It's a bird!"
"It's a plane!"
"It's--💥--...an absolutely plastered Supergirl crashing into the scene..."
bsky.app/profile/stee...
"It's a bird!"
"It's a plane!"
"It's--💥--...an absolutely plastered Supergirl crashing into the scene..."
bsky.app/profile/stee...
October 17, 2025 at 6:31 PM
"Look, up in the sky!"
"It's a bird!"
"It's a plane!"
"It's--💥--...an absolutely plastered Supergirl crashing into the scene..."
bsky.app/profile/stee...
"It's a bird!"
"It's a plane!"
"It's--💥--...an absolutely plastered Supergirl crashing into the scene..."
bsky.app/profile/stee...
“Not much to write home about.”
He made a dismissive wave of his hand — a light frown.
“Same old, same old — I’m more bored than anything.”
He made a dismissive wave of his hand — a light frown.
“Same old, same old — I’m more bored than anything.”
October 12, 2025 at 4:21 AM
“Not much to write home about.”
He made a dismissive wave of his hand — a light frown.
“Same old, same old — I’m more bored than anything.”
He made a dismissive wave of his hand — a light frown.
“Same old, same old — I’m more bored than anything.”
“Hey, Wondy! Long time no see!”
The arachnid-clad hero descends upside down via his web with the ever so slightest tilt of his head.
“ … I’ve been, uh — busy.”
The arachnid-clad hero descends upside down via his web with the ever so slightest tilt of his head.
“ … I’ve been, uh — busy.”
October 8, 2025 at 7:27 PM
“Hey, Wondy! Long time no see!”
The arachnid-clad hero descends upside down via his web with the ever so slightest tilt of his head.
“ … I’ve been, uh — busy.”
The arachnid-clad hero descends upside down via his web with the ever so slightest tilt of his head.
“ … I’ve been, uh — busy.”
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WE WILL BE THIS // TILL SYSTEM FAILURE.
September 8, 2025 at 3:46 PM
WE WILL BE THIS // TILL SYSTEM FAILURE.
… Pfft.
“Does anyone else shake their butt a little when they’re bored or is that just a me thing?”
MJ mused to herself, before taking a sip of her coffee. Ever since Felicia made that comment about her costume barely fitting, she had her own buns on her mind.
MJ mused to herself, before taking a sip of her coffee. Ever since Felicia made that comment about her costume barely fitting, she had her own buns on her mind.
August 31, 2025 at 4:47 AM
… Pfft.