"I have to be good in bed or else they will notice how annoying I actually am" is a thought that genuinely plagues my mind in any relationship

the thing about pecan is that she is the drama

huge shout-out to @holyhierophant.bsky.social btw for being the best dressed and kindest notary in this process :)

my employer should consider company wide nap time

like my thought genuinely was "that'd be an inefficient way of showering" instead of "oh he wants to have sex"

probably gonna watch Movies w. Graham :)