For real. I’m glad my laptop is relatively new. Hoping for less nonsense by the time I need to replace it.

Cannot happen soon enough.

Totally incensed! The creator of Santa Clarita Diet (Victor Fresco) also made Better Off Ted. Similarly brilliant dialogue and character chemistry. Similarly super-annoyingly cancelled. Only 2 seasons, but highly recommended if you like SCD.

When I was a blue-haired multiply pierced teenager, I was on a motorcycle road trip with my very long-haired male friend who was dressed in full leathers. We walked into a diner near Kennewick, WA, and a guy literally got to his feet and exclaimed, "jumpin' catfish, lookit that!".

The first in the series is $1.99 on Kobo right now. I'm giving it a go!

100%

Ew.

I went out to chase one off once, cornered it, but then absolutely could not bring myself to whack it (even gently) with my broom. I ended up just looking into its bright chaos monster eyes and admiring its shiny little nose. They're diabolical and destructive but so gorram cute.

Pond filter carnage in the morning. I don't know why the juvenile raccoons have such a thing for filters, but this is definitely not the first time they've gone for a brand new one and wreaked havoc getting to it.