I probably would have dismissed that as a bufflehead!

One must be careful with sharp food, after all.

Check out the Jim Croce episode of modern family

Would this change were it served with a whiskey butter sauce?

Paper dragon, that is

I just looked through a website with 25 Ohio ducks! The closest I can come is a female ruddy. I base this on Bill shape, and RDF (resting duck face). See the shape of the head and Bill while the head is resting on the body? Also, I've heard that females don't hold their tail high like males do.

Dexter: I thought of you and your signature "let's go" when our bookkeeper sent a rally cry email to get us motivated to earn our bonus. May I make a gif of you saying that? I would just use it at work. Nowhere else.

Are we sure it's not a submerged turkey?

Ok: Rolling Stones, Dylan, Led Zeppelin.

Seriously? Wow

I admire you guys for going out in cold weather

I'm sorry!

The books were better

Oh, please share!