Thunderhorse!
@thunderhorse.bsky.social
Lover, artist-reader, and avid dog.
I think all of Frank Darabont’s Stephen King adaptations get this treatment to a certain degree, but most strongly for Shawshank, The Mist just for the ending, and The Green Mile somewhere in between. They’re all movies that will earn easy upvotes on Reddit for the first person to mention them.
November 15, 2025 at 3:04 PM
I think all of Frank Darabont’s Stephen King adaptations get this treatment to a certain degree, but most strongly for Shawshank, The Mist just for the ending, and The Green Mile somewhere in between. They’re all movies that will earn easy upvotes on Reddit for the first person to mention them.
You could get him to recreate the bird incident by having him throw a sandwich at a rotisserie chicken, see how much meat he can knock off the bone.
November 4, 2025 at 5:57 PM
You could get him to recreate the bird incident by having him throw a sandwich at a rotisserie chicken, see how much meat he can knock off the bone.
Smiling like a kindergartener on his first school picture day. Smiling is just showing as much tooth as possible, right?
November 2, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Smiling like a kindergartener on his first school picture day. Smiling is just showing as much tooth as possible, right?
RFK Jr just wants first dibs on his prostate. The holidays are coming up and he has to start menu planning.
November 2, 2025 at 10:50 PM
RFK Jr just wants first dibs on his prostate. The holidays are coming up and he has to start menu planning.
Pulling together a summertime ensemble consisting of my Walton Goggins Goggle Glasses and my Jaxson Dart Action Jorts, and that’s it.
October 10, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Pulling together a summertime ensemble consisting of my Walton Goggins Goggle Glasses and my Jaxson Dart Action Jorts, and that’s it.
When my dad died last year I told my mom not to skimp on the pyrotechnics budget, but the rest of the family and the funeral director all disagreed. I hope they’re watching this and realizing what we missed out on.
September 22, 2025 at 12:32 AM
When my dad died last year I told my mom not to skimp on the pyrotechnics budget, but the rest of the family and the funeral director all disagreed. I hope they’re watching this and realizing what we missed out on.
This might betray me as a casual fan but my favorite part of every Superman comic is when he’s shot through the neck and dies instantly.
September 21, 2025 at 3:59 PM
This might betray me as a casual fan but my favorite part of every Superman comic is when he’s shot through the neck and dies instantly.
When the snake oil salesmen are hyping their new technology as being able to do anything the heart desires, and the media is reluctant to push back on that narrative, you can’t pin 100% of the responsibility on the people who believed it.
August 21, 2025 at 8:50 PM
When the snake oil salesmen are hyping their new technology as being able to do anything the heart desires, and the media is reluctant to push back on that narrative, you can’t pin 100% of the responsibility on the people who believed it.
I’m curious what set homie is from.
August 13, 2025 at 3:17 PM
I’m curious what set homie is from.
If I ran a restaurant and I employed a cook that needed constant babysitting to not put fingernails in every burger they made, they wouldn’t be employed anymore!
July 30, 2025 at 3:32 PM
If I ran a restaurant and I employed a cook that needed constant babysitting to not put fingernails in every burger they made, they wouldn’t be employed anymore!
This jumped out at me with the story about the PD that shared an AI-edited photo of a drug bust. I’m sure they didn’t intend for the AI to manipulate the stuff they seized, but it still slopified everything on the table by default.
www.vice.com/en/article/c...
www.vice.com/en/article/c...
Cops Apologize After Altering Drug Bust Photo With AI
U.S. cops altered a drug bust photo with AI before posting it online. Then insisted it was real. Then apologized for the "enhancements."
www.vice.com
July 30, 2025 at 3:29 PM
This jumped out at me with the story about the PD that shared an AI-edited photo of a drug bust. I’m sure they didn’t intend for the AI to manipulate the stuff they seized, but it still slopified everything on the table by default.
www.vice.com/en/article/c...
www.vice.com/en/article/c...
I feel like there’s only one man for the job…
July 3, 2025 at 9:25 AM
I feel like there’s only one man for the job…
That’s what Frankie told crowds of concertgoers in the mid-1980s.
June 29, 2025 at 1:14 PM
That’s what Frankie told crowds of concertgoers in the mid-1980s.
Reading an AI summary of my AI-generated fan fiction Star Wars sequel trilogy that has been fixed with fewer women and minorities in speaking roles to find out I should be experiencing an emotion ChatGPT calls “thrillrousal,” so I can focus on making more money rather than experiencing things.
June 27, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Reading an AI summary of my AI-generated fan fiction Star Wars sequel trilogy that has been fixed with fewer women and minorities in speaking roles to find out I should be experiencing an emotion ChatGPT calls “thrillrousal,” so I can focus on making more money rather than experiencing things.
Who would you rather run into while hiking alone in the woods, a cop or a man?
June 16, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Who would you rather run into while hiking alone in the woods, a cop or a man?
Always reassuring when your Health Secretary is the Goofus in a scenario about brain-eating infections.
May 12, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Always reassuring when your Health Secretary is the Goofus in a scenario about brain-eating infections.
Some day she will have to answer to St. Peter for the number of bathroom-sign pictures she has on her phone and when her response isn’t “It was for a running gag on my blog with single-digit readership” she’s getting flushed straight to hell.
May 8, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Some day she will have to answer to St. Peter for the number of bathroom-sign pictures she has on her phone and when her response isn’t “It was for a running gag on my blog with single-digit readership” she’s getting flushed straight to hell.
As stupid and baldly offensive as this is, I can only hope it results in a True Believer trying to storm the Sistine Chapel screaming about voting machines and getting slaughtered with a halberd as a result.
May 3, 2025 at 2:36 PM
As stupid and baldly offensive as this is, I can only hope it results in a True Believer trying to storm the Sistine Chapel screaming about voting machines and getting slaughtered with a halberd as a result.
Richard Scarry pitching Busytown
April 6, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Richard Scarry pitching Busytown
It helps that he tends to repeat himself, especially in the locker room scenes, which adds to the musicality of it.
April 6, 2025 at 1:52 PM
It helps that he tends to repeat himself, especially in the locker room scenes, which adds to the musicality of it.
This many likes and you’re now legally obligated to also beat the driver with the body panel that’s inevitably going to fall off.
March 29, 2025 at 5:57 PM
This many likes and you’re now legally obligated to also beat the driver with the body panel that’s inevitably going to fall off.
It’s even better when you see the photos of him firing from the prone position and find out he’s also wearing blue jeans, like he thought it was a firing range via Zoom and not in person.
March 27, 2025 at 9:58 PM
It’s even better when you see the photos of him firing from the prone position and find out he’s also wearing blue jeans, like he thought it was a firing range via Zoom and not in person.
I question the wisdom of saying anything about “sending seeds” when talking about a guy who got clowned on all summer for fucking a couch, but I guess I wasn’t elected VP so what do I know?
March 27, 2025 at 1:20 PM
I question the wisdom of saying anything about “sending seeds” when talking about a guy who got clowned on all summer for fucking a couch, but I guess I wasn’t elected VP so what do I know?
One day my oldest proudly informed me he mixed his own strawberry milk. He mixed an almost-full gallon, still in the jug. I was impressed by how little syrup he squirted all over the counter though.
March 23, 2025 at 1:34 PM
One day my oldest proudly informed me he mixed his own strawberry milk. He mixed an almost-full gallon, still in the jug. I was impressed by how little syrup he squirted all over the counter though.
Why do they look like they’ve swapped their normal postures? Did they get Face/Off’ed at some point?
March 11, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Why do they look like they’ve swapped their normal postures? Did they get Face/Off’ed at some point?