The Pop-Tarts Bowl is my National Championship

Demons really do take advantage of “Possession is 9/10ths of the law”

I don’t understand why people attempt to denigrate Hallmark Christmas films by referring to them as “too cheesy”, as if that is a bad thing? I mean, have you *had* cheese?

It’s not exactly the insult that you think it is.

Watching “Beauty and the Beast: The Enchanted Christmas” and Belle is strong af.

Chopped down a whole tree in 5 swings. Who needs Gaston?

My toxic trait is when a package is out for delivery I assume they mean it’s on my doorstep and I’ll check every hour by sticking my head out the door like a meerkat.

To be fair it’s because I don’t want the package to feel abandoned or lonely

New Idea: Bugle chips but they fit on your fingers as adults

Like all social media, I’m really not interesting enough for this app