Thujoan
thujoan.bsky.social
Thujoan
@thujoan.bsky.social
- Sic Semper Tyrannis - Virginia is for LOSERS

🏳️‍⚧️ I will not lie down.
Bro what is yalls bot doing over here, this shit looks sus af
December 24, 2025 at 9:05 AM
Uh oh, looks like the machine has gone rogue again...
December 24, 2025 at 8:52 AM
Theres a reason that, if asked to name one Woman, off the cuff, off the top of my head, I always come to Marie Curie instantly
November 25, 2025 at 4:21 AM
I always got the impression that, deep down, Joe Rogan just wants to do this all day in his free time, just like everyone else. Especially lately, with so much bad news and cold, tiring weather blowing through.
November 20, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Honestly the fact that they didn't try to do this at least in like, February is hilarious to me, because forethought would rectify that the filibuster stood right in their way. And now they're not gonna get any laws through
November 5, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Words of wisdom, "Thog don't care."
October 26, 2025 at 5:15 PM
It is what it is. None a' this mattas.
October 26, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Over time this could easily be even more damaging (and fatal) than a lobotomy. You'd be fortunate to asphyxiate. The alternatives are Pulmonary acidosis, pneumatic embolism, or just any kind of lung failure, really.
October 25, 2025 at 3:36 AM
This the shit you be playing on the gamestation in your dreams during a tolerance break
October 25, 2025 at 3:25 AM
God it would be so stupid and foolhardy, but SO FUCKING FUNNY to send an empty lumber cart rolling down the aisle at some Icemen with their backs turned, and dipping down another aisle before they see a thing. I feel like someone's not gonna be able to resist the cosmic need for shits n' giggles
October 23, 2025 at 4:40 AM
It's only a matter of time till he sees his face on a gassy edit spammed around him, one way or another
October 20, 2025 at 3:48 AM
"Empty the compartments of your pantaloons!"
"For what purpose!?"
October 16, 2025 at 5:41 PM
I don't think it was your motor vehicle that caused the split, Bromo-sapien
October 16, 2025 at 5:35 PM
I'm sure he's a decent businessman, but man Doug was boring and it really shows in the past few years of Nintendo. Hiring someone like her is way more characteristic of the company, with all their innovation strategies
September 27, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Reminds me a lot of a classic...
September 22, 2025 at 1:04 PM
If it fits on their cars, it can fit on some of ours. If they move in the dark, so can this, which are particularly famous for stopping a kidnapping in progress. It's really easy to stop them from getting away and slinking back into their citadels
September 20, 2025 at 12:01 AM
"Never 💀 forgor"
September 9, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Dude is trying to test the waters of how to get registered as a sex offender 😬
September 6, 2025 at 5:30 PM
People around the Internet are complaining about cyber bullying... What year is it....? Did I hit my head and wake up in 2008?
September 2, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Labubu unemployment extremism horseshoe theory
August 31, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Certainly, there's a word for the inverse of a "dogwhistle." For when subtle usage of a mere word or phrase completely gives up what one really thinks or feels. I just can't remember what it would be
August 22, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Now that one of my medications makes it nigh impossible for me to ever lose my head, and has allowed me to ACTUALLY relax my muscles, an autoinjector could minimize the amount of time spent impaling my own muscle, and maybe get it done before I can even feel anything lol
August 22, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Ever since the election, I thought it probable that many who voted for Trump already had this in mind as well. Not most of, but with the benefit of hindsight, definitely a LOT voted for him because they knew the great filter was coming for him, and the GOP next, and this is the faster way to go out.
August 22, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Oh damn, yeah, I forget they're self-propelled battery packs for all your electronic shit now, no catastrophic engine idling required. I always wished hybrid/EVs, as good as they are now, were all like this when I was born. I loved the idea applied to a small truck you could live out of.
August 22, 2025 at 5:38 PM