Anybody who's still supporting him now? Why not?

The beef & chicken industries are in deep shit if people actually switch (assuming it's the same grade of soybeans). At my usual store, organic tofu is about 25% cheaper than "conventional" chicken, which is less than half the price of ground beef.
I doubt most ppl understand about health to do it.

He is not, in fact, allowed to operate a car. And yet....

State-controlled media with American characteristics.

PROBLEM: After years of struggling, the army has met its recruitment goals 2 years in a row.

TRUMP ADMIN SOLUTION: Let's assault the volunteers!

All your shelf are belong to kitty!

Y'all don't have dumpster fire-themed gatherings? This is the perfect centerpiece.

*rummages through pockets for violin*

With that promise and $119, you can get a ticket to Disney World.

Over time, I've been able to do away with flying altogether. 10/10 would recommend to anyone who can manage it.