Ask to speak to a manager! This feels ooky I know but as a former call center worker it’s honestly kind of a relief to kick something upstairs. Will you accomplish anything? Unlikely! But it does get you out of the poor tier 1’s hair.

the human body is a scam!!

…. I made at least 20% of the cheesy corn casserole damnit

Could that duck please stop drinking so many fucking milkshakes

Oh you are going RIGHT for the "imprinted on D'Aulaires as a child" market eh?

SOLD

nah you’re just a very common trope

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Please read The Color of Distance by Amy Thompson. It was published thirty years ago and has basically been forgotten, but it is one of the best first contact novels ever written. (Also fun and colorful and not super heavy!) www.goodreads.com/book/show/46...

The $25 was for parking by the way

I have two kids, I paid a cumulative $25 for both deliveries (and I was hospitalized for almost a week both times). I also got a year of paid parental leave both times (and could have taken 18 months). These two children would not exist if we lived in the US.