I hate that Bluesky doesn’t have drafts. Forcing me to log all of my bangers on Twitter

Guy next to me on the train was texting in a gc titled “Piss, Shit, Peen, VAT, Vag and…”

I want to know how it ended SO BADLY

matched with the guy who dumped me over text on feeld (for the bit) and he had the audacity to ask if I wanted to try again HAHAHAHAHAHA

I hate people who refer to their parents in conversation as just “mom/dad” and not “MY mom/MY dad” those people are not mine

Like okay sure I guess I’ll be on here now