Dave Moniker
throwawayzone.bsky.social
Dave Moniker
@throwawayzone.bsky.social
I’m not mommy, Ralph
It’s simple. Those homeless gang members taking our Medicaid and turning our kids gay and ruining cat in the hat are going into banks and getting mortgage loans at a discount. Simple.
January 15, 2026 at 2:53 AM
Loved it. You totally captured how much the kids told the fragile olds that they were wrong and slipping. And I type that as one of those old farts that’s slipping now. Great piece!
November 25, 2025 at 9:19 PM
So. On Thanksgiving movies. Just rewatched Young Adult (has zero thanksgiving scenes). It’s in my top 3
November 25, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Katie, you dumb bastard
November 25, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Curious Ken. What’s your take on the movie, Thanksgiving. Because I kinda liked it. And still don’t like Eli Roth.
November 24, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Patton. I loved this. Thanks!
November 23, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Legendary
November 9, 2025 at 10:40 PM
This makes me so happy. After getting kicked out of the kiddie pool, he sits alone in the sandbox with a shitty pail and shovel. “I’m happier here! Look at this mound, mommy!”
November 6, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I don’t know why this isn’t bigger news…
November 3, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Thanks! I can’t believe there’s not a way around it by 2025. When I looked I saw, “people would find those old balloons in Long Island, wreaking havoc.”
October 29, 2025 at 12:06 AM
The best
October 20, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Fairfield CT Ken. Prime Lemonheads territory. Last I saw him he did it’s a shame about ray at paradise I think 2022
October 20, 2025 at 1:38 AM
October 20, 2025 at 1:36 AM
This loser doesn’t even know what begging the question means
October 13, 2025 at 10:22 PM
I’ll go. Scooby doo with scrappy is better.
October 11, 2025 at 7:50 AM
Dude.
October 7, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Sean Duffy’s gay, right? That’s why he couldn’t close it with Montana?
October 7, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Sigh. I like “Idiot”
October 2, 2025 at 7:15 AM