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thrivingtamagotchi.bsky.social
@thrivingtamagotchi.bsky.social
fried pickle enthusiast
"ever since James turned 18, he's really been out for everyone's mom"

#thingsmystudentssay
April 18, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Linda really fucks with steak sauce I guess
April 12, 2025 at 6:11 AM
rip to the girl in my zoom class who said "oh my god no one cares" to another girl when she thought her mic was off

to be fair, she was right
March 25, 2025 at 2:21 AM
an open letter to Chuck Schumer:

you suck

signed,
all of us
March 14, 2025 at 6:09 AM
me when parents accused me of lying about their kid's behavior in class
March 12, 2025 at 10:19 PM
these hulk variants aren't very color blind friendly ... or at all friendly
February 19, 2025 at 11:18 AM
February 11, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Me while the gyno is spelunking in my 😼 (pap smear)
... I like your glasses

i hate myself
February 11, 2025 at 7:02 AM
"so... the songs about her riding a pink pony"
- my teacher mentor
February 3, 2025 at 7:38 PM
do you think she knows that all i do is make silly noises at her
December 30, 2024 at 4:25 AM
serving time and serving c*nt
December 22, 2024 at 9:37 AM
delay deny depose is live laugh love for gen z
December 22, 2024 at 9:36 AM
the South Korean president rn
December 7, 2024 at 6:16 AM
oh you know martial law? then name 5 of his songs
December 4, 2024 at 10:08 AM
ok I love the dress but i can't unsee this
November 30, 2024 at 10:41 PM
Reposted
Rooman nomerals.
November 29, 2024 at 12:03 AM
"i before e, except after c" is some grade a bullshit
November 28, 2024 at 7:08 AM
there are two justice systems in this country. one where there are thousands of people incarcerated for nonviolent drug offenses and the other where a dean can break into a student's home to see if he ditched school and his only consequence is wet socks and ripped pants
November 28, 2024 at 7:08 AM
zodiac signs are dumb. idk what this even means
November 28, 2024 at 4:59 AM