Bolt Barker ⚡️🦌
@threephasedeer.bsky.social
23 year old electrical engideer, urbanist, train enjoyer, cyclist, and furry (duh) living in upstate New York! He/him, bi 🩷💜💙
I speak 🇬🇧(🇺🇸) et j’apprends 🇫🇷
Nazis fuck off 🖕🏼
I speak 🇬🇧(🇺🇸) et j’apprends 🇫🇷
Nazis fuck off 🖕🏼
Big shoutout @velocirabbit.bsky.social for this bike (and their neighbor for getting rid of it lol)
It shall make a fine addition to my collection of two-wheeled vehicles!
It shall make a fine addition to my collection of two-wheeled vehicles!
November 5, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Big shoutout @velocirabbit.bsky.social for this bike (and their neighbor for getting rid of it lol)
It shall make a fine addition to my collection of two-wheeled vehicles!
It shall make a fine addition to my collection of two-wheeled vehicles!
More fur shenanigans! These two blocked my path and the yeen made me learn how to skank before I was allowed to go free
[insert hyena emoji here]: @staticshark.bsky.social
[indert bou emoji here]: @k80atie.bsky.social
[insert hyena emoji here]: @staticshark.bsky.social
[indert bou emoji here]: @k80atie.bsky.social
September 8, 2025 at 9:46 PM
More fur shenanigans! These two blocked my path and the yeen made me learn how to skank before I was allowed to go free
[insert hyena emoji here]: @staticshark.bsky.social
[indert bou emoji here]: @k80atie.bsky.social
[insert hyena emoji here]: @staticshark.bsky.social
[indert bou emoji here]: @k80atie.bsky.social
Legend has it that for the low price of one (1) strawb, this deer will show you a secret spot in the woods with a very pretty view! I paid up, did not disappoint.
🦌: @jam.deer.place
🦌: @jam.deer.place
September 8, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Legend has it that for the low price of one (1) strawb, this deer will show you a secret spot in the woods with a very pretty view! I paid up, did not disappoint.
🦌: @jam.deer.place
🦌: @jam.deer.place
Being a cute racc is hard work. This one is taking a well-deserved break.
🦝: @orathelabracc.bsky.social
🦝: @orathelabracc.bsky.social
September 8, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Being a cute racc is hard work. This one is taking a well-deserved break.
🦝: @orathelabracc.bsky.social
🦝: @orathelabracc.bsky.social
mmmmmm yummy 336.4-18/1 ACSR 😋
August 28, 2025 at 8:59 PM
mmmmmm yummy 336.4-18/1 ACSR 😋
Me watching dirty tap water dribble out of my faucet after a new AI data center was built next to my house so crypto bros can generate YouTube Shorts slop videos 11% faster
August 20, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Me watching dirty tap water dribble out of my faucet after a new AI data center was built next to my house so crypto bros can generate YouTube Shorts slop videos 11% faster
Seeing the word “auramaxx” in an actual print newspaper threw me for a loop
August 2, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Seeing the word “auramaxx” in an actual print newspaper threw me for a loop
It’s official — I have a proper ref now!! Super pumped about how this came out, he looks awesome 🤩
🎨 is by the talented @trashbambi.bsky.social!
🎨 is by the talented @trashbambi.bsky.social!
July 12, 2025 at 3:26 PM
It’s official — I have a proper ref now!! Super pumped about how this came out, he looks awesome 🤩
🎨 is by the talented @trashbambi.bsky.social!
🎨 is by the talented @trashbambi.bsky.social!
Stepping up my efforts for learnmaxxing French
July 3, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Stepping up my efforts for learnmaxxing French
Huh, funny how Google’s AI is willing to talk shit about ChatGPT but gets real quiet when I was about their own AI
It really is just like humans lol
It really is just like humans lol
June 30, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Huh, funny how Google’s AI is willing to talk shit about ChatGPT but gets real quiet when I was about their own AI
It really is just like humans lol
It really is just like humans lol
Something about this song just makes me so damn nostalgic. Even though I only found it a few days ago, listening to it is like reconnecting with an old friend I haven’t seen in years. Music is incredible like that ❤️
June 27, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Something about this song just makes me so damn nostalgic. Even though I only found it a few days ago, listening to it is like reconnecting with an old friend I haven’t seen in years. Music is incredible like that ❤️
I’m calling it now
Please God let me be wrong
Please God let me be wrong
June 23, 2025 at 9:58 PM
I’m calling it now
Please God let me be wrong
Please God let me be wrong
The anti war president folks
June 22, 2025 at 1:57 PM
The anti war president folks
Oh no I accidentally made a full ref sheet for him 😅
June 20, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Oh no I accidentally made a full ref sheet for him 😅
I love him
More to come I’m sure
More to come I’m sure
June 18, 2025 at 1:36 AM
I love him
More to come I’m sure
More to come I’m sure
June 17, 2025 at 2:06 AM
I heard “One Thing” by One Direction at Wegmans today and immediately thought of this
June 13, 2025 at 2:49 AM
I heard “One Thing” by One Direction at Wegmans today and immediately thought of this
I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again, I fucking love the French language
June 8, 2025 at 4:30 PM
I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again, I fucking love the French language
I can now die happy
June 1, 2025 at 7:09 PM
I can now die happy
I realized while looking in the mirror that “Tums” backwards is “Smut”
I don’t know what there is to be done with this information, but do with it what you will
I don’t know what there is to be done with this information, but do with it what you will
May 26, 2025 at 2:38 AM
I realized while looking in the mirror that “Tums” backwards is “Smut”
I don’t know what there is to be done with this information, but do with it what you will
I don’t know what there is to be done with this information, but do with it what you will
I recently bought a new bicycle. This has been the single greatest investment I have made in the past 23 years
May 21, 2025 at 12:17 AM
I recently bought a new bicycle. This has been the single greatest investment I have made in the past 23 years
Omg train hi!!!!!!!!!! 😍 #trainmaxxing
May 14, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Omg train hi!!!!!!!!!! 😍 #trainmaxxing
Damn, my ticker is beating slow today. Guess that winter cardio is starting to pay off!
May 7, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Damn, my ticker is beating slow today. Guess that winter cardio is starting to pay off!