@threenis.bsky.social
Andrew Chomo.
Has this been done yet?
Has this been done yet?
August 13, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Andrew Chomo.
Has this been done yet?
Has this been done yet?
You couldn’t make Dog With A Blog today
August 13, 2025 at 6:25 AM
You couldn’t make Dog With A Blog today
“A broken cock is sucked twice a day” - Honest Abe
August 7, 2025 at 9:57 PM
“A broken cock is sucked twice a day” - Honest Abe
@askperplexity.bsky.social have you ever put a pringles can in your pussay?
July 29, 2025 at 1:40 AM
@askperplexity.bsky.social have you ever put a pringles can in your pussay?
*somberly explaining America to my gen alpha cousin* trump shit in the fascism toilet and he didn’t flush… he’s reheating Franco’s nachos…
July 16, 2025 at 6:48 AM
*somberly explaining America to my gen alpha cousin* trump shit in the fascism toilet and he didn’t flush… he’s reheating Franco’s nachos…
What if men had to breastfeed babies, using they're cocks!
July 13, 2025 at 6:58 PM
What if men had to breastfeed babies, using they're cocks!
We need a slur for men who have sex with men
July 5, 2025 at 11:54 PM
We need a slur for men who have sex with men
Imagine carrying a baby in your pussy for nine months and naming it Tuesday
July 2, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Imagine carrying a baby in your pussy for nine months and naming it Tuesday
Neurospicy white boy, with a little bit of former gifted kid, busts it down sexual style
June 2, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Neurospicy white boy, with a little bit of former gifted kid, busts it down sexual style
Happy pride month to all straight boyfriends of bisexual underaged persons… you are *DJ Khaled voice* DJ VALID
June 2, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Happy pride month to all straight boyfriends of bisexual underaged persons… you are *DJ Khaled voice* DJ VALID
@grok explain this post to me like I’m fucking you in the ass and you’re about to cum??
June 2, 2025 at 3:49 AM
@grok explain this post to me like I’m fucking you in the ass and you’re about to cum??
AITA for beating the shit out of an unhoused person and making they/them drink my piss?
June 2, 2025 at 3:45 AM
AITA for beating the shit out of an unhoused person and making they/them drink my piss?
May the Fourth be ever in your favor!
May 5, 2025 at 3:50 AM
May the Fourth be ever in your favor!
so what we get drunk. so what we smoke weed. so what we named our children after towns that we've never been to
April 22, 2025 at 1:07 AM
so what we get drunk. so what we smoke weed. so what we named our children after towns that we've never been to
Ok but like chat why tf my no no stick just got hard?
April 15, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Ok but like chat why tf my no no stick just got hard?
Gay Drake be like last name sex with first name penis
April 11, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Gay Drake be like last name sex with first name penis
ACAB includes people who think pedophilia is bad :)
April 11, 2025 at 9:22 PM
ACAB includes people who think pedophilia is bad :)
DoorDash and Taco Bell have now partnered with Onlyfans! Send your pussy to DoorDash HQ and receive 15% off delivery fees for your next order. Or send one masturbation video with real orgasm to Klarna each month for a free Baja Blast
April 9, 2025 at 2:12 PM
DoorDash and Taco Bell have now partnered with Onlyfans! Send your pussy to DoorDash HQ and receive 15% off delivery fees for your next order. Or send one masturbation video with real orgasm to Klarna each month for a free Baja Blast
Me: I would never let another man enter me as though we were lovers
Me: *sees photo of Josh Gad on the timeline*
Me: Uh… humina humina… mommy? Uhhh……… what was I saying?
Me: *sees photo of Josh Gad on the timeline*
Me: Uh… humina humina… mommy? Uhhh……… what was I saying?
March 25, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Me: I would never let another man enter me as though we were lovers
Me: *sees photo of Josh Gad on the timeline*
Me: Uh… humina humina… mommy? Uhhh……… what was I saying?
Me: *sees photo of Josh Gad on the timeline*
Me: Uh… humina humina… mommy? Uhhh……… what was I saying?
If Donald Drumpf were to ban the female orgasm, you would have to arrest me expeditiously… because I be making my girl squirt cum every time!
March 25, 2025 at 2:13 PM
If Donald Drumpf were to ban the female orgasm, you would have to arrest me expeditiously… because I be making my girl squirt cum every time!
I’ve always said this
March 13, 2025 at 2:35 AM
I’ve always said this
Why did she care who Garfield’s favorite Irish person was
A reporter just asked the orange convicted felon who his favorite Irish person was and out of the many wonderful people to choose from he of course chose Conor McGregor who is accused/convicted of rape.
Birds of a feather flock together.
Birds of a feather flock together.
March 13, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Why did she care who Garfield’s favorite Irish person was
Peter Theil Fred Flintstone be like Yabba Dabba Jews
March 5, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Peter Theil Fred Flintstone be like Yabba Dabba Jews
If Jimmy Neutron was real I would keep him as a pet and feed him a diet of ground beef and amphetamines. I’d also molest him, of course
March 4, 2025 at 3:31 PM
If Jimmy Neutron was real I would keep him as a pet and feed him a diet of ground beef and amphetamines. I’d also molest him, of course