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threemillsdesign.bsky.social
Just Me
@threemillsdesign.bsky.social
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My coping mechanism is creating designs with sarcasm, humor, satire, and social commentary. Making fun of Elon at the moment.
T-shirts, stickers, etc. Check ‘em out if you want.
https://3MillsDesign.redbubble.com
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The perfect White Elephant gift is either amazing or so bad, it’s amazing. This year, don't let your friends down. Our candle & tumbler are here to save the exchange!
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#WhiteElephantIdeas #FunnyCandles #GagGifts #ChristmasGifts #GiftExchange #LastMinuteGifts
November 26, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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Speaker Mike Johnson wishes everyone a Happy Thanksgiving 🦃 and shares a fun personal story with his prayer group, "The Gobble Gobble Boyz!”

#MikeJohnson #Thanksgiving #TurkeyBaster #nokings
November 26, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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This White Elephant doesn't care you can't find the perfect gift for your office party.

It’s not his fault that he is so valuable that he’s essentially useless!
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#WhiteElephantGift #GiftSteal #FunnyGifts #SecretSantaGifts #officegifts #officeparty
November 25, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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Is DOGE shut down or not? Honestly, who can keep track? 🐕

Whether you want to send the entire project To a Farm Upstate, or you're ready to declare that DOGE Has Rabies, we have the perfect design.

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#DOGE #USAID #ElonMuskSatire #FunnyTees #ActivistApparel
November 25, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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Forget the boring gifts. This year, you’re playing to WIN. 🏆
Our White Elephant Champion candle is the only prize worth stealing. Start the year off with a fight.
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#WhiteElephantGift #GiftSteal #HolidayGame #FunnyGifts #SecretSantaGifts #officegifts #officeparty
November 25, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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Coast Guard's Latest Flagship Launch! 🚢

Pete Hegseth is super excited about the Coast Guard’s new “Christian Values” rule allowing swastikas & nooses so they can get matching tattoos.

#PeteHegseth #CoastGuard #ChristianValues #nokings #maganazis
November 21, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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Turned this into a shirt. 🐷🤐 “Quiet PIGGY” flips fat Trump’s impotent remark to Bloomberg News reporter Catherine Lucey’s Epstein question into bold protest art.
Tees, stickers & more.
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#QuietPiggy #EpsteinFiles #TrumpPig #NoKings
Satirical “Quiet PIGGY” design exposes Trump’s Epstein files evasion with bold protest art and biting commentary.
November 21, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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🥖 Own one of the most dangerous hoagies in the world.
“SUB-vert ICE” turns a flying sandwich into satire, protest, and punchline. 🧅🥒
Spice it up on tees, stickers & more.
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#SUBvertICE #SatiricalProtest #VisualResistance #BoldSatire
Bold satirical design mocking ICE with a flying sub sandwich—visual protest meets absurd resistance.
November 20, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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Crush ICE. Break the block. Satire meets protest in bold design.
On tees, stickers & more. Make your stance visible, let the silence crack.
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#CrushICE #SatiricalArt #BoldStatement #ResistanceDesign
Bold anti-ICE statement art—comic-style satire that cracks injustice, amplifies resistance, and speaks truth through powerful visuals.
November 19, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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If there is one "Piggy" that needs to be quiet, it's this fat hog.

#QuietPiggy #EpsteinFiles #DementiaDon
November 18, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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Thoughts on Trump's recent "Change of Heart" on releasing the Epstein Files.
November 17, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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Ruh Roh. Spoiler alert for the lamest Scooby Doo mystery reveal ever. MAGA, Trump, Epstein, and the GOP revealed for what they’ve always been.

Shirts, stickers, & more:
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#Trump #Epstein #PedoBear #GOP
November 13, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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Stop Picking on Governor Joe Lombardo!
Sure, he's too busy fundraising to help.
Sure, he let a cyberattack cripple the state’s systems.
Sure, he told critics “F*** you” at a fundraiser.
Sure, he watches 500,000 Nevadans lose food assistance.
But hey, at least he isn’t making people wear masks.
November 6, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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Kristi Noem caught her and now ANTIFA’s girlfriend is revealed!

The inflatable bunny that’s confusing fascists and melting hearts. Camouflage never looked this cuddly. 💥🐰

Shirts, stickers, & more.
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#Satire #AntifascistArt #portlandprotests #KristiNoemKilledHerDog
Inflatable bunny meets antifa satire in this bold, ironic design inspired by Kristi Noem’s wild claim. Cute, camo, and politically charged.
November 6, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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Kristi Noem caught ANTIFA’s girlfriend, but she never found ANTIFA’s boyfriend!
The inflatable sloth of the revolution. Resisting fascism one nap at a time.
Shirts, stickers, & more. 🦥🔥
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#Satire #AntifaBoyfriend #portlandprotests #KristiNoemKilledHerDog
This inflatable sloth is ANTIFA’s boyfriend—slow, smug, and politically savage. A satirical design that blends absurdity with antifascist bite.
November 6, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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I don’t know why everyone is mad at Karoline Leavitt for marrying a grandpa figure.
It seems like true love to me. ❤️💯❤️

#EpsteinList #JanuaryDecemberRomance #MoneyBuysHappiness #GrandaddyIssues
November 4, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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BREAKING: Hogan’s Heroes reboot just announced.
Starring Donald Trump as Gen. Burkhalter and Mike Johnson as Sgt. Schultz.
Production costs slashed! They already had the uniforms.

#nokings #maganazis #MikeJohnsonWatchesPornWithHisSon
November 4, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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In honor of very smart Trump restarting nuclear bomb testing, our Nevada Test Site Tans, located just outside Las Vegas, is back in business! Come see our limited future! ☢️

Merch here: www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/1688...

#NuclearFashion #NevadaTans #VintageSatire #AtomicAgeHumor #CrispyGlow
Get tomorrow's tan today! ☢️ "Nevada Test Site Tans" - Hilarious retro atomic ad. Enjoy the glow! ✨ Funny & kitschy design.
October 31, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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In honor of Trump relaunching nuclear testing, we're thrilled to announce the reopening of our Nevada Test Site Tans location! Get crispy. and enjoy the ultimate glow. 😉☢️

Merch: www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/1687...

#NevadaTestSiteTans #NuclearHumor #RetroAds #DarkHumor #GetCrispy
Get an atomic tan! ☢️ Hilarious, fake vintage ad for Nevada Test Site tourism. Dark humor design.
October 31, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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When you lie on your resume the results aren’t always pretty.
Three seconds. One sloth. 🦥 Infinite tension.
⏳💥😬 Time is running out to get this design on shirts, stickers, and more.
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#darkhumorart #slothart #visualpunchline #popculturesatire
A sloth defuses dynamite with seconds to spare in this tense, ironic illustration. Bold, clever, and unforgettable—perfect for lovers of visual punchlines.
October 31, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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Countdown to the release of the Epstein Files and Trump on the list? King Charles strips Prince Andrew of titles & evicts him from royal residence.
British are conducting damage control before the flood.
🔗 www.yahoo.com/news/article...
#EpsteinFiles #EpsteinList #GhislaineMaxwell #TrumpLovesEpstein
October 30, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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No Kings. No Queens. Just satire in full regalia. Melania as the Wicked Queen. MAGA in the mirror. Tap to collect the absurd.
Perfect for shirts, stickers, and more.
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#PoliticalSatire #IronicArt #WickedQueen #NoKings
October 29, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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She wore the cloak. The mirror answered. 🪞
Melania as the Evil Queen faces her MAGA reflection clutching the Epstein List.
Fairy tale meets political fire. 🔥👑
Get it here: www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/1753...

#MelaniaTrump #politicalsatire #EpsteinList #EvilQueenart
October 29, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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I might’ve gone a little overboard with my Gavin Newsom 2028 merch drop nobody asked for.
America’s Newsom Camelot era has begun.

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#GavinNewsom #Newsom2028 #DaddyEnergy #GraphicTees
October 28, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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BREAKING! Trump’s Secret MRI LEAKED!
In a shocking twist, Donald Trump’s “perfect” MRI has surfaced. The results are exactly what you’d expect:
🧠 A tiny low IQ brain barely able to remember a giraffe.
❤️ A heart smaller than the Grinch’s.
✨ And his famous micro-penis.
#LeakedMRI #TrumpScan #nokings
October 27, 2025 at 8:42 PM