oh man, you just made my daughters day - she carts your first two around our house and keeps asking me when the next one comes out!

I loved OG Strawberry Shortcake - my parents can still quote lines from the movies I used to watch on repeat

"almost undoubtedly" yeah we've heard that shit before

You're still weird.

Ugh, I don't want agree because it's awful to think of but you're probably right :(

at this point I assume anyone referring to their lack of success with "females" includes a variety farm animals in the statement.

I too love Boo-Cheese!