Walk out. Take the focus off him. When he continues his SOTU, you hold a State of Emergency press conference on the capital steps. Have a MASSIVE anti-Trump rally and tell us all how we’re going to work together to keep this country whole.

If you get one of these, put it in an envelope and leave it on the desk of the person who gave it to you. UNO reverse card, sucka!

lol. Counter point: I never carry a knife because there are always at least three guys who will race to let you borrow theirs when you need one.

This thread originated in Reddit. It was also the tipping point for me realizing the old Reddit I knew and loved has become too stupid to engage with on anything more nuanced than video games.