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Gremlin Tekkers
June 26, 2025 at 9:06 PM
It is probably not normal or adaptive that I experience a shit redesign of a finance app as a sort of minor violation
June 24, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Not going to be overly specific, but I have a small amount of experience in the field at a low level.

Jobbing authority staff routinely put out better writing than Important Persons working for Real Galleries
May 29, 2025 at 1:01 PM
IMO, the higher up the food chain you go in galleries and museums, the more demonstrating status becomes the real point of what is ostensibly promotional and/or explanatory text
May 29, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Marvel fans: hahah what is this shit, Final Crisis 2? The Super Bat-Lantern Who Laughs? Hahahah

Also Marvel fans: oh wow the corpse of the first girl who gave Peter a hard-on is now Galactic Zombie Punisher! What does this mean for Magneto’s latest face turn?!
May 11, 2025 at 10:27 PM
The UK, please. Alas we must acknowledge the Northern Irish
May 8, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Mulder was a bit.

Terrible tipper, routinely watched porn at work, would obviously be considered arrogant if he didn’t exist in a setting where Mulder Is Right was almost a physical law
May 6, 2025 at 3:08 PM
I don’t think the machines are anything like sentient, but given how easily it can generate a completely probably parable from as stupid phrase, I’m not so sure we are either
April 23, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Hamid is a useful idiot, except that he's not stupid and I'm not entirely sure anyone would call him useful
April 17, 2025 at 10:27 PM
"The Space Wolves have a very understated gimmick"
April 17, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Diana to a hogtied Batman: I understand, Bruce, but the League needs to know WHY you decided to Manchurian Candidate yourself?

Bruce: my parents-

Diana: 🙃🙃🙃
April 11, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Broke: ah no, actually those units Count as Undead so no poison rolls against them

Woke: they don't have that rule on their Battle Page but it's part of a Trixionicle War Arrangement which allows them to use Unfiltered Deixism stratagem if they're wholly within 12" of a Chronistic Haemophor
April 2, 2025 at 8:17 PM
I feel like the way rules are written now are in a worst-of-both-worlds place.

Can't have universal special rules to distinguish undead from living units but you can have 5 overlapping levels of special rules expressed across multiple books.
April 2, 2025 at 8:15 PM