《ʀᴇʟᴜʀ ʀᴀʟᴜɢɴᴀɪʀᴛ》
@three-sided-ruler.bsky.social
ɴʀᴜʙ ɴᴏɪꜱɴᴇᴍɪᴅ ɴᴡᴏ ꜱɪʜ ᴡᴀꜱ | #Parody
ᴀᴜ ɪɴꜰᴏ ᴅᴏᴄ:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1dJ-CywQTi8ddDnTXHFFw9Zc4xX36mcy5rJUjd8HPaeo/edit?usp=drivesdk
ᴀᴜ ɪɴꜰᴏ ᴅᴏᴄ:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1dJ-CywQTi8ddDnTXHFFw9Zc4xX36mcy5rJUjd8HPaeo/edit?usp=drivesdk
| @parodydisney.bsky.social |
"I've been waiting ᴀ ʟᴏɴɢ ᴛɪᴍᴇ to do this. Now that I'm no longer confined to that fictional show, I can finally reshape this corporate dystopia you call a theme park into my image!"
"I've been waiting ᴀ ʟᴏɴɢ ᴛɪᴍᴇ to do this. Now that I'm no longer confined to that fictional show, I can finally reshape this corporate dystopia you call a theme park into my image!"
March 3, 2025 at 6:38 AM
| @parodydisney.bsky.social |
"I've been waiting ᴀ ʟᴏɴɢ ᴛɪᴍᴇ to do this. Now that I'm no longer confined to that fictional show, I can finally reshape this corporate dystopia you call a theme park into my image!"
"I've been waiting ᴀ ʟᴏɴɢ ᴛɪᴍᴇ to do this. Now that I'm no longer confined to that fictional show, I can finally reshape this corporate dystopia you call a theme park into my image!"
"Don't worry. The screaming human heads are up next!"
The three sided demon said this while still playing. He knew what she was thinking.
"But I'm glad you like this. If there's one thing I can appreciate about humans, it's their music."
The three sided demon said this while still playing. He knew what she was thinking.
"But I'm glad you like this. If there's one thing I can appreciate about humans, it's their music."
February 10, 2025 at 9:37 PM
"Don't worry. The screaming human heads are up next!"
The three sided demon said this while still playing. He knew what she was thinking.
"But I'm glad you like this. If there's one thing I can appreciate about humans, it's their music."
The three sided demon said this while still playing. He knew what she was thinking.
"But I'm glad you like this. If there's one thing I can appreciate about humans, it's their music."
"Well since I've already got my own pyramid ship from our prior deal, nope!"
Cipher's anger was gone just as quickly as it had manifested.
"Alright, enough putting this off. Let's enact your vision for reality."
Cipher's anger was gone just as quickly as it had manifested.
"Alright, enough putting this off. Let's enact your vision for reality."
February 10, 2025 at 7:38 PM
"Well since I've already got my own pyramid ship from our prior deal, nope!"
Cipher's anger was gone just as quickly as it had manifested.
"Alright, enough putting this off. Let's enact your vision for reality."
Cipher's anger was gone just as quickly as it had manifested.
"Alright, enough putting this off. Let's enact your vision for reality."
Making a grand piano rise out of the ground, he began to play. He's been practicing for a few million years now.
February 10, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Making a grand piano rise out of the ground, he began to play. He's been practicing for a few million years now.
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"Be sure to keep the Final Shape away from my territory. I don't need or want your own definition of chaos interfering with mine."
After that he let go, hoping his message was clear.
"Be sure to keep the Final Shape away from my territory. I don't need or want your own definition of chaos interfering with mine."
After that he let go, hoping his message was clear.
February 10, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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"Be sure to keep the Final Shape away from my territory. I don't need or want your own definition of chaos interfering with mine."
After that he let go, hoping his message was clear.
"Be sure to keep the Final Shape away from my territory. I don't need or want your own definition of chaos interfering with mine."
After that he let go, hoping his message was clear.
February 9, 2025 at 5:20 AM
He reappeared, putting an arm around the Witnesses shoulder.
"Because reality is boring. All these fictional spaces are much more entertaining to bend and break. And besides, I get to help destroy another paracausal entity. It's been ages since I've done that!"
"Because reality is boring. All these fictional spaces are much more entertaining to bend and break. And besides, I get to help destroy another paracausal entity. It's been ages since I've done that!"
January 26, 2025 at 5:32 AM
He reappeared, putting an arm around the Witnesses shoulder.
"Because reality is boring. All these fictional spaces are much more entertaining to bend and break. And besides, I get to help destroy another paracausal entity. It's been ages since I've done that!"
"Because reality is boring. All these fictional spaces are much more entertaining to bend and break. And besides, I get to help destroy another paracausal entity. It's been ages since I've done that!"
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The chaotic sovereign cackles as his eye returns to normal.
"You see, Walker thought going from Twitter to Bluesky would get rid of me. Unfortunately for him, ɪ ꜱᴇᴇ ̷ᴇ̷ᴠ̷ᴇ̷ʀ̷ʏ̷ᴛ̷ʜ̷ɪ̷ɴ̷ɢ̷!"
The chaotic sovereign cackles as his eye returns to normal.
"You see, Walker thought going from Twitter to Bluesky would get rid of me. Unfortunately for him, ɪ ꜱᴇᴇ ̷ᴇ̷ᴠ̷ᴇ̷ʀ̷ʏ̷ᴛ̷ʜ̷ɪ̷ɴ̷ɢ̷!"
January 23, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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The chaotic sovereign cackles as his eye returns to normal.
"You see, Walker thought going from Twitter to Bluesky would get rid of me. Unfortunately for him, ɪ ꜱᴇᴇ ̷ᴇ̷ᴠ̷ᴇ̷ʀ̷ʏ̷ᴛ̷ʜ̷ɪ̷ɴ̷ɢ̷!"
The chaotic sovereign cackles as his eye returns to normal.
"You see, Walker thought going from Twitter to Bluesky would get rid of me. Unfortunately for him, ɪ ꜱᴇᴇ ̷ᴇ̷ᴠ̷ᴇ̷ʀ̷ʏ̷ᴛ̷ʜ̷ɪ̷ɴ̷ɢ̷!"
"ᴛʜᴇʏ know you better than you know yourself. ᴛʜᴇʏ dictate your words and actions."
His eye changed again to show a different figure. His own writer, their own eyes were glowing yellow with elongated pupils.
"That's why I decided to possess mine in order to continue these cute little plots!"
His eye changed again to show a different figure. His own writer, their own eyes were glowing yellow with elongated pupils.
"That's why I decided to possess mine in order to continue these cute little plots!"
January 23, 2025 at 11:28 PM
"ᴛʜᴇʏ know you better than you know yourself. ᴛʜᴇʏ dictate your words and actions."
His eye changed again to show a different figure. His own writer, their own eyes were glowing yellow with elongated pupils.
"That's why I decided to possess mine in order to continue these cute little plots!"
His eye changed again to show a different figure. His own writer, their own eyes were glowing yellow with elongated pupils.
"That's why I decided to possess mine in order to continue these cute little plots!"
"Throw in one of those pyramid ships for my own use and you've got yourself a deal."
January 9, 2025 at 7:18 PM
"Throw in one of those pyramid ships for my own use and you've got yourself a deal."
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"I hope you didn't plan on me feeling kind and deciding to do this without some kind of payment."
His pupil briefly turned to light blue, the sign of a deal being offered.
"I hope you didn't plan on me feeling kind and deciding to do this without some kind of payment."
His pupil briefly turned to light blue, the sign of a deal being offered.
January 9, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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"I hope you didn't plan on me feeling kind and deciding to do this without some kind of payment."
His pupil briefly turned to light blue, the sign of a deal being offered.
"I hope you didn't plan on me feeling kind and deciding to do this without some kind of payment."
His pupil briefly turned to light blue, the sign of a deal being offered.
Such a roundabout and archiac way of speaking, it was annoying. His eye narrowed fractionally and one clawed hand eventually rose, demanding absolute silence.
"So let me get this straight. You want my help to deal with the problem ᴀʟʟ ᴏꜰ ʏᴏᴜ caused?"
He asked leaning forward.
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"So let me get this straight. You want my help to deal with the problem ᴀʟʟ ᴏꜰ ʏᴏᴜ caused?"
He asked leaning forward.
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January 9, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Such a roundabout and archiac way of speaking, it was annoying. His eye narrowed fractionally and one clawed hand eventually rose, demanding absolute silence.
"So let me get this straight. You want my help to deal with the problem ᴀʟʟ ᴏꜰ ʏᴏᴜ caused?"
He asked leaning forward.
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"So let me get this straight. You want my help to deal with the problem ᴀʟʟ ᴏꜰ ʏᴏᴜ caused?"
He asked leaning forward.
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The universe outside the throne room was like an unraveling nightmare. Laws, physical or written, no longer meant anything here. It was pure chaos made manifest.
The universe outside the throne room was like an unraveling nightmare. Laws, physical or written, no longer meant anything here. It was pure chaos made manifest.
January 8, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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The universe outside the throne room was like an unraveling nightmare. Laws, physical or written, no longer meant anything here. It was pure chaos made manifest.
The universe outside the throne room was like an unraveling nightmare. Laws, physical or written, no longer meant anything here. It was pure chaos made manifest.
"Its nice to meet another paracausal entity. I recently encountered one of your ships."
He says assuming a casual posture on his throne. His glowing yellow pupil acting like a giant spotlight.
"But I wonder, what brings the Darkness to my territory? There aren't any Guardians here."
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He says assuming a casual posture on his throne. His glowing yellow pupil acting like a giant spotlight.
"But I wonder, what brings the Darkness to my territory? There aren't any Guardians here."
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January 8, 2025 at 8:04 PM
"Its nice to meet another paracausal entity. I recently encountered one of your ships."
He says assuming a casual posture on his throne. His glowing yellow pupil acting like a giant spotlight.
"But I wonder, what brings the Darkness to my territory? There aren't any Guardians here."
>>
He says assuming a casual posture on his throne. His glowing yellow pupil acting like a giant spotlight.
"But I wonder, what brings the Darkness to my territory? There aren't any Guardians here."
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| @popstarpuffball.bsky.social |
For once, Bill looks absolutely petrified seeing the pink eldritch horror in front of him.
"Why are you here? What do you want from me!?"
For once, Bill looks absolutely petrified seeing the pink eldritch horror in front of him.
"Why are you here? What do you want from me!?"
January 8, 2025 at 3:53 AM
| @popstarpuffball.bsky.social |
For once, Bill looks absolutely petrified seeing the pink eldritch horror in front of him.
"Why are you here? What do you want from me!?"
For once, Bill looks absolutely petrified seeing the pink eldritch horror in front of him.
"Why are you here? What do you want from me!?"
"But you did! I saw it happen!"
His eye changed to show snippets of the Euclydian Massacre from his point of view. Then he reduced himself in size, hovering around and around trying to work through this.
"Damnit! This is just my head ᴍᴇꜱꜱɪɴɢ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴍᴇ ᴀ̷ɢ̷ᴀ̷ɪ̷ɴ̷!"
His eye changed to show snippets of the Euclydian Massacre from his point of view. Then he reduced himself in size, hovering around and around trying to work through this.
"Damnit! This is just my head ᴍᴇꜱꜱɪɴɢ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴍᴇ ᴀ̷ɢ̷ᴀ̷ɪ̷ɴ̷!"
January 7, 2025 at 6:08 PM
"But you did! I saw it happen!"
His eye changed to show snippets of the Euclydian Massacre from his point of view. Then he reduced himself in size, hovering around and around trying to work through this.
"Damnit! This is just my head ᴍᴇꜱꜱɪɴɢ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴍᴇ ᴀ̷ɢ̷ᴀ̷ɪ̷ɴ̷!"
His eye changed to show snippets of the Euclydian Massacre from his point of view. Then he reduced himself in size, hovering around and around trying to work through this.
"Damnit! This is just my head ᴍᴇꜱꜱɪɴɢ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴍᴇ ᴀ̷ɢ̷ᴀ̷ɪ̷ɴ̷!"
"Are you ʀᴇᴀʟ? And if so then how are you alive?"
This variant was far different from most others. Besides his golden pupil his overall demeanor seemed more intimidating. Her son had become a lawless sovereign.
This variant was far different from most others. Besides his golden pupil his overall demeanor seemed more intimidating. Her son had become a lawless sovereign.
January 7, 2025 at 5:52 PM
"Are you ʀᴇᴀʟ? And if so then how are you alive?"
This variant was far different from most others. Besides his golden pupil his overall demeanor seemed more intimidating. Her son had become a lawless sovereign.
This variant was far different from most others. Besides his golden pupil his overall demeanor seemed more intimidating. Her son had become a lawless sovereign.
January 7, 2025 at 5:23 PM
January 2, 2025 at 3:36 AM
January 2, 2025 at 3:22 AM
"Your time has come. Go teach the mortals what true fear looks like!"
December 27, 2024 at 6:50 PM
"Your time has come. Go teach the mortals what true fear looks like!"
