In the words of Rise Against - Satellite:

We are orphans of the American dream, so shine your light on me!

Concerning

Consume the rich, for they have quite the pleasant aftertaste

Yeah that sounds about right

I would rather take the flat earthers over the anti vax...

...Or I would if America had any standards anymore and just decides to become a dictatorship ruled by religion and nothing more

Yep

Not at my company tho

Join CatalystCorp today! Your boss (me) will NEVER be an asshole toward you!

YEP

PAY TO WIN INTERNET

YOU BECAME PAY TO WIN, CONGRATS

Yeah at this point we're power scaling Ash Ketchum...

...The internet is slowly evolving backwards